Post by Scott Simpson on Aug 13, 2013 20:50:10 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Scott Simpson and another male who has accompanied him to the finest suit shop in all of New York City and one of the best shops in the United States. Scott pulls a jacket off the rack and holds it up
Scott Simpson: Trent, what do you think of this one?
Trent: I don't know, it's okay I guess.
Scott Simpson: Man you are really being a big freaking bummer right now.
Trent: It's just that I don't see why you need to buy another knew suit, I'm pretty sure you just spent $60,000 dollars last week on new suits. Why can't you just use one of those suits?
Scott Simpson: Trent, Trent, Trent, you just don't seem to get it. Those suits I wear for pleasure activities like going to work and and getting teeth pulled. This new suit has to make me into a shark since I plan on taking Markus Reeves down in a few days.
Trent: I don't get it, I thought you were facing Hexx this week?
Scott Simpson: I am, but on Thursday I plan on purchasing Markus Reeves company. Unfortunately I do have some stiff competition going up against me who also want to purchase that company.
Trent: Who do you have to go against.
Scott Simpson: One is the former head of New Championship Wrestling who plans on purchasing the company so he can continue to make money on the wrestlers that he essentially caused to be unemployed.
Trent: Who is the other one?
Scott Simpson: I don't know exactly, all I know is that the is some Russian billionaire who owns a soccer team in west London.
Trent: That sounds rough, what is Markus Reeves going to do after he gets bought out?
Scott Simpson: Well that's the really interesting part actually. He plans on joining my security detail, in fact he is going to be my head of security.
Trent: Why would he do that when he owns a multi-million dollar company?
Scott Simpson: Honestly since he stepped away from the ring he has been looking into getting back into a more active role again. I really can't say that I blame him, just sitting in an office all day really gets boring, which is also why I'm getting into wrestling.
Trent: I can understand that too but honestly why would Markus want to join your security detail, what could you possibly do that you would need someone his size to rough someone up.
Scott Simpson: Well, as you know I have sex with a lot of women and it usually ends up being that I sleep with women that end up having husbands, fiancees and and boyfriends all of which are usually bigger than I am and he will be able to help me get out of sticky situations.
Trent: That's probably a good idea, don't need the riches person I know getting turned into a grease spot.
Scott Simpson: Yeah and his first day of work is tomorrow night when I face Hexx.
Trent: I remember Hexx from New Championship Wrestling, he is a complete bum.
Scott Simpson: Like Tony Romo?
Trent: No, that would make it seem like Hexx did something at some point in his life to warrant being paid an astronomical amount of money.
Scott Simpson: What do you think of this one.
Scott holds up a gray with black pinstriped suit
Trent: That suit screams killer. I would get that one.
Scott Simpson: That's what I like to hear. Let's go see the salesman about getting this bad boy sized up so I can knock those bums dead and then knock out the fake voodoo bitch that I'm facing on Sunday.
Scott and Trent take the suit and walk off to find a salesman
Scott Simpson: Trent, what do you think of this one?
Trent: I don't know, it's okay I guess.
Scott Simpson: Man you are really being a big freaking bummer right now.
Trent: It's just that I don't see why you need to buy another knew suit, I'm pretty sure you just spent $60,000 dollars last week on new suits. Why can't you just use one of those suits?
Scott Simpson: Trent, Trent, Trent, you just don't seem to get it. Those suits I wear for pleasure activities like going to work and and getting teeth pulled. This new suit has to make me into a shark since I plan on taking Markus Reeves down in a few days.
Trent: I don't get it, I thought you were facing Hexx this week?
Scott Simpson: I am, but on Thursday I plan on purchasing Markus Reeves company. Unfortunately I do have some stiff competition going up against me who also want to purchase that company.
Trent: Who do you have to go against.
Scott Simpson: One is the former head of New Championship Wrestling who plans on purchasing the company so he can continue to make money on the wrestlers that he essentially caused to be unemployed.
Trent: Who is the other one?
Scott Simpson: I don't know exactly, all I know is that the is some Russian billionaire who owns a soccer team in west London.
Trent: That sounds rough, what is Markus Reeves going to do after he gets bought out?
Scott Simpson: Well that's the really interesting part actually. He plans on joining my security detail, in fact he is going to be my head of security.
Trent: Why would he do that when he owns a multi-million dollar company?
Scott Simpson: Honestly since he stepped away from the ring he has been looking into getting back into a more active role again. I really can't say that I blame him, just sitting in an office all day really gets boring, which is also why I'm getting into wrestling.
Trent: I can understand that too but honestly why would Markus want to join your security detail, what could you possibly do that you would need someone his size to rough someone up.
Scott Simpson: Well, as you know I have sex with a lot of women and it usually ends up being that I sleep with women that end up having husbands, fiancees and and boyfriends all of which are usually bigger than I am and he will be able to help me get out of sticky situations.
Trent: That's probably a good idea, don't need the riches person I know getting turned into a grease spot.
Scott Simpson: Yeah and his first day of work is tomorrow night when I face Hexx.
Trent: I remember Hexx from New Championship Wrestling, he is a complete bum.
Scott Simpson: Like Tony Romo?
Trent: No, that would make it seem like Hexx did something at some point in his life to warrant being paid an astronomical amount of money.
Scott Simpson: What do you think of this one.
Scott holds up a gray with black pinstriped suit
Trent: That suit screams killer. I would get that one.
Scott Simpson: That's what I like to hear. Let's go see the salesman about getting this bad boy sized up so I can knock those bums dead and then knock out the fake voodoo bitch that I'm facing on Sunday.
Scott and Trent take the suit and walk off to find a salesman