Post by Mr. Reagan on Jul 17, 2013 22:23:19 GMT -5
SEGMENT: RETURN OF A LEGEND
( "Push it to the limit" begins on the PA and a smiling Mr. Reagan appears and powerwalks down the aisle. He casually enters the ring.)
Mr. Reagan: If you haven't noticed, I'm in a good mood tonight. Tonight, it's going to be a great night. We've got some great matches, but more importantly...He's here! He is in the building and well, I'm not going to make you wait any longer, here he is...Ladies and gentlemen...GIB!
(There is a loud ovation as "I Wanna Rock" plays over the PA. There's smoke and an absurdly large pyro for Gib's entrance. Gib enters the arena and the ovation gets louder. He slowly makes his way to the ring, and enters.)
Mr. Reagan: Gib, I want to welcome you to my show. Officially. And I can't wait until you made another triumphant return to the ring on at Canadian Chaos.
Gib: Look...uh, thanks for having me here and all. I really appreciate you bringing me in and treating me so well. But uh, I hate to break it to you...again...but I'm retired.
Mr. Reagan: No, no, Gib. It'll be just like last time.
Gib: There wasnt' a last time. Look, I don't even work here.
Mr. Reagan: I have my people looking into that. But, that's why I brought my special guest here tonight.
Gib: Who is that?
Mr. Reagan: Oh, just your old friend....WILD BILL SULLIVAN!
Gib: Why would you do that?
Mr. Reagan: I figured the match went so well last time, why not do it again! You two at Canadian Chaos. It'll be great...
("Shout at the Devil" begins on the PA and Wild Bill emerges from the back, notably, with no pyro.)
Gib: This again?
Wild Bill: Famularo, last time was complete bullsh*t and you know it. It cost this company a lot of money, but I'm back, and I'm willing to sign on the dotted line to face you. What do you say...for old time sake?
(The fans cheer Gib on, hoping he'll take the match, he stares at Bill, then at Mr. Reagan who has his hands clasped seemingly in prayer...)
Gib: ....Fine. We will fight in Canada!
(The fans cheer as Mr. Reagan jumps around like a kid on Christmas morning.)
(The CPW TV champion, faced a stiff challenge from $tewie Franchize, who was able to match both size and strength in the early going, prompting Josh to start breaking the rules with eye rakes and attacking $tewie from behind when he questioned the referee. $tewie was not a slouch in the rule breaking department either, responding with a low blow after the referee was out of position.
The two went back and forth, cheating and trying to get the win, $tewie hit the Executive Action [Bareback] and got a two count, while Josh rebounded and nailed A Lariat for a two of his own. Josh then nailed the Very Canadian Uppercut for another two. Josh went to hit the Canadian Shock DDT [Future Shock DDT] but $tewie simply sropped to his knees and hit a low blow, causing a DQ.)
Winner: Josh Stevens
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SEGMENT: MERCEDES SOUNDS OFF!
Mercedes Vargas: You know, in the back of my mind, I knew something like this was going to happen.
(Our scene transitions backstage where Mercedes Vargas is standing in front of a CPW backdrop. Dressed casually and wearing sunglasses over her head, the Argentine Assassin, who isn't scheduled for a match tonight, is in a foul mood after her most recent loss two weeks ago.)
Mercedes Vargas: How dare she! How dare Maria Salvatore change the title match at Canadian Chaos to a triple threat? How DARE she include Roxi Johnson into MY match with Zelda Knite for the CPW Sirens Championship? I’ll tell you why. It’s all part of an elaborate conspiracy against me. Don’t believe me? Well, how do you explain what happened during the Newark Screwjob – Yes, that what I’m calling what happened to me five weeks ago at CPW 3, and I don’t know why they haven’t made a t-shirt of it yet – when an incompetent referee, yes, that was directed at you, James Young, an incompetent referee deliberately, I mean, deliberately, missed my pinfall attempt on Zelda Knite?
How else do you explain Crystal Hilton getting in my affairs and being named special guest referee at Undisputed? Nobody wanted her there in Boston. I sure as hell didn’t want her to be there, yet there she was. And one fast three-count later, she not only screwed Cynthia Warren out of her match, but was proud of it! She was booed out of the building! Fortunately, I laid her out with the Black Rose Overdrive for that. Not because I wanted to, but because she damn well DESERVED IT!
(Her steady, even tone begins to rise firmly as she becomes animated, waving her hands around while talking.)
Mercedes Vargas: And how do you explain what happened two weeks ago, huh? There is no way I should have lost to that…that…BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT, HEATHER STRIPES! I had her set up for the Black Rose Overdrive and what happens? Zelda Knite’s music hits and she sticks her nose in where it didn’t belong. What, was she bored playing Angry Birds? She couldn’t find a movie to watch on Netflix? Couldn’t bother beating that new RPG or first-person shooter for the 600th time?
(Wiping a few strands of hair from her face, she pauses to gather her thoughts.)
Mercedes Vargas: These last few weeks is a clear indication that someone in this company has it out for me. They don’t want me to succeed here in CPW. And that person’s name is Maria Salvatore! She wants to get in my face in that little office meeting? She’s lucky she still has her damn job! You know what? Whether she wants to throw Roxi Johnson in this match, make it a four-way or a lumberjill match for all I care, nothing is going to stop Mercedes Vargas from becoming the new Championship Pro Wrestling Sirens Champion at Canadian Chaos in less than two weeks’ time.
(She smiles, thinks for a moment, then looks up at the camera again.)
Mercedes Vargas: Mark it down, save the date. The next CPW show after Canadian Chaos will see me as the new star of the Sirens Division.
(Mercedes gives an intense stare at the camera before she walks off elsewhere and the scene fades out back to the arena in time for the next match.)
VS. 
(CPW's sirens champion was in action, facing a potential challenger in the future in Heather Stripes, who has been gaining quite a bit of momentum with victories over both Crystal Hilton and Mercedes Vargas. Heather surprised Zelda early on with her speed, and nearly pinned the Siren's champion on three occasions. Zelda seemed quite impressed with the young Stripes, but would soon be on the offense. after countering a clothesline into a Metal Gear [Backbreaker/STO]
Zelda would have a fight on her hands though, as Heather refused to quit, and even managed to again almost pin the champion after a northern lights suplex. Heather had everything going her way until she went for the Snip, Snip, Clip [Vertebreaker] and Zelda rolled out and instantly hit the Game Over [Full Nelson Facebuster] and scored the win.)
Winner: Zelda Knite
(Post match, Zelda shook the hand of young Heather, only to blindsided by Mercedes Vargas who stormed the ring. Mercedes attacked Zelda, until Roxi Johnson ran down and fought her off. Roxi attempted to help Zelda, but Zelda, unaware of who was attacking her, hit Roxi with a Contra Code [Codebreaker] Vargas then snuck back into the ring and nailed Zelda with the Siren's title, before holding it up and dropping it on Zelda before leaving.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VS. 
(The match between two contrasting styles was even in the opening minutes, Todd and Kevin both matched each other move for move, with Todd using his speed to escape most of the wrestling holds, and Kevin using his wrestling to try and slow the pace down. Todd scored with a flying reverse elbow to get an early two count, but Kevin managed to fight back with multiple German suplexes for a two of his own.
Kevin continued the offense and went for the Tried and True [Sharpshooter] but Todd got to the ropes. This prompted Davey Ortega to hit the scene, and try to distract Kevin again. It was Todd however, who would have none of it, and punched Ortega in the face for his troubles. Allen would take advantage this time and lock Todd in the New Twist [Lebell Lock] and force the submission.)
Winner: Kevin Allen
SEGMENT: ANOTHER TWIST
(After interfering in the Zelda/Heather match, Mercedes walks around with a smile on her face, as she runs into Maria Salvatore.)
Mercedes Vargas: Oh, hello... Maria.
Maria: Mercedes...
Mercedes Vargas: Have you come to completely screw me out of the match at Canadian Chaos now? Any more plans to snatch away what should be rightfully mine?
Maria: Actually, no.
Mercedes Vargas: Well, there's a shock.
Maria: You showed some dominance out there tonight. I personally liked it. The way you managed to be the last woman standing...
Mercedes Vargas: Well, it wasn't too hard.
Maria: Well, the CPW board saw it, and they said the same thing I did. So, they've made a decision.
Mercedes Vargas: They're giving me my one on one match like I earned?
Maria: Uh..no. They think that you can take out both Roxi and Zelda, so, they're giving you a chance to do just that...The match is Canadian Chaos, will be a triple threat, elimination match.
(Mercedes frowns, looking angry and annoyed.)
Mercedes Vargas: Fine. Whatever. I'll beat both of them and become the champion.
Maria: Glad to hear it.
(Mercedes walks away.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SEGMENT: TRUTH'S MYSTERY OPPONENT
(Backstage, Mr. Reagan and Amber are celebrating.)
Mr. Reagan: Isn't this great Olivia? Gib has finally agreed to wrestle for CPW.
Amber: Yes...sir, it's great. And my name is Amber.
Mr. Reagan: Whatever. It's the best day ever.
Amber: Oh...uh...
(From behind, Truth walks into the frame.)
Mr. Reagan: What? Is there...
Amber: Sir, He's here.
Mr. Reagan: Oh, Hey Gib, I ...
(Mr. Reagan's smile turns into a frown when he sees Truth.)
Mr. Reagan: Oh, it's you.
Truth: Yeah, it's me. I'm here because I wanna know who my mystery opponent is.
Mr. Reagan: Well, it wouldn't be a mystery then would it?
Truth: You know what I think? I think you don't have anybody. That's right. I think you got nothing.
Mr. Reagan: That's where you are wrong. I had people...lining up to face you. Oh yeah...like...503 people.
Truth: That's an oddly specific number. So...where are they?
Mr. Reagan: They're ...around.
Truth: You got nothing.
(Then, Wild Bill enters the office.)
Wild Bill: Hey, Reagan, where did Famularo go? I'm ready to hurt somebody.
Mr. Reagan: Oh, are you now? Well, why don't we save the Gib match until Canadian Chaos...why don't you fight...Truth.
Wild Bill: What? this little runt? I'll pass.
Truth: Little runt? Listen old man, just because this company is paying you to make another old man look good, doesn't give you the right to judge me.
Wild Bill: Son, I've forgotten more about this business, then you will ever know.
Truth: Why don't you do something about it?
Wild Bill: Reagan...you book the match, I'm going to hurt this punk.
(Truth and Wild Bill slowly leave one after the other. )
Amber: Sir, should I call off the other people...
Mr. Reagan: What? No. There wasn't anybody anyway...
(Fade)
SEGMENT: FERGUS' SURPRISE
("This is your life" by the Dropkick Murphy's plays and the fans give a rousing ovation to Fergus Callaghan parts the curtain and the pop gets louder. Fergus has a big smile on his face as he walks down the aisle and into the ring. He enters and take the mic that is handed to him. )
Fergus Callaghan: Hello, Detroit!
(Cheap pop achieved)
Fergus Callaghan: Now last week, I told my dear friend Adam, that I had a surprise for him. But, I can't share it with him if he's not here. So Adam, I know you're back there, get your ass to the ring so we can really have some fun...
(The crowd pops for Fergus' challenge, then it turns to boos as " "Trade yourself in" begins. Adam angrily appears on stage and begins slowly walking down the aisle, a microphone already in his hand.)
Adam Knite: Listen, little man, you don't order me around. I am the CPW World Champion, I am the man around here! I am the man, who defeated....you...If my memory serves me correctly for this very title.
(Boos.)
Adam Knite: So whatever it is, that you've got for me, save it, because you aren't worth my time.
(Boos.)
Fergus Callaghan: Oh, but Adam, you're going to want to see this.
(Adam rolls his eyes and finishes walking down the aisle and into the ring.)
Adam Knite: What?! What is so important that you called me out here?
Fergus Callaghan: You remember that title match we had at Undisputed right? Well, I think there's something you should know about that match. You see, that crazy little pinfall finish we had....well, why don't you take a look at this footage...
(Footage from Undisputed is shown, and the German suplex finish. Adam rolls his left shoulder off the mat during the pin, but the footage also shows that Fergus lifted his RIGHT shoulder off the mat at almost the same time. The fans in the arena cheer as the footage ends.)
Adam Knite: What?! What's that supposed to prove, Fergus? Huh? You think that means anything?
Fergus Callaghan: Actually, it does. It means that, technically, you didn't beat me.
(Cheers.)
Adam Knite: I beat you Fergus, like a dusty rug at spring cleaning. I'm holding this title, you aren't. get over it.
Fergus Callaghan: I just proved that you are an undeserving champion. And I want to finish our fight. Properly. You and Me. Canadian Chaos...what do you say?
(Adam rolls his eyes and chuckles.)
Adam Knite: You...you want another beating? You want me to embarrass you again? Fine. Whatever. It's your career.
Fergus Callaghan: Adam, keep that belt shiny, because I'm coming for it.
(Fergus pats the belt as Adam turns away so he can't touch it. Fergus turns to leave, and Adam prepares the title to hit Fergus, but Fergus seems him out of the corner of his eye...Adam stops...and Fergus smirks and leaves the ring.)
VS. ( Wild Bill saw his first match in many years start very rocky as the smaller, faster, younger Truth made for a very difficult target to hit. Finally, after Truth attempted a cross-body, Wild Bill gained the advantage. Bill seemed to have no interest in winning the match, but simply beating Truth down as much as possible.
After a powerslam, Bill finally went for a cover, but pulled up Truth before the three count. Truth would not stay down however, and fought back and nailed 3 straight Yakuza kicks that finally felled the big man. Truth went for the cover, but Bill kicked out and rolled out of the ring.
But before Turth could continue the attack, Chase Owens made his way to the ring. Truth called out Owens to step into the ring, leading to him getting blasted in the back with a chair! Wild Bill continued the assault, causing the disqualification.)
Winner: Truth
(Chase entered the ring, and put a stop to Bill using the chair, but then got attacked himself. That prompted Gib to hit the ring and Bill took the low road and left the ring, vowing revenge at the PPV as CPW TV went off the air.)
