Post by Heather Stripes on Jul 9, 2013 22:56:08 GMT -5
Were you all expecting yours truly to show up on a television near you?! No really let it be known that as of right now. Todd Williams has officially landed in CPW and he is making more money than ever. You all should know how I get down. I gotta get this money, and I got to go out there and do me. Maria knew exactly what she was doing when she signed me and I know that kiss that I gave her last week is still leaving an excellent first impression in her mind.
Don’t worry my sweet Italian Princess. Todd is an equal opportunity lover and just because you are hot and have this thing about you for New York despite loving the teams that I absolutely hate I will be quite the gentleman so that you can Call Me Maybe... Who care’s if I just Met You and it Might Be Crazy... Anyway put this in your phone.... 867-5309....
Just call that and your boy will be quick to pick up that phone. You know you love having those digits. Anyway let’s get down to straight business. Are you all happy to see your boy representing the CPW. I came from the prestigious company of Negros Can’t Win... That’s NCW for those who don’t know and now I am in an even greater company. A company that is named CPW for Colored People Win... I wanted to be the first brotha on the roster but Stewie Franchise gotta take my shit and be here before me.
You know what why am I even talking right now. Why should I even wrestle... I refuse to wrestle until my Mr. Reagan get’s me Willy Carter... I need to have a brotha that represents me calling my matches or at least being my manager. That’s just how I roll. Anyway before I go completely off tangent like a purple haired monkey who felt that everything had to be about him all the time. Let me tell you how it’s going down this week.
I get to step in the ring with a queer in Fergus Callahan a man who comes down to the ring wielding bagpipes strutting a plaid skirt and even thing that a Scottish or Irish guy would do. Actually it does matter...
Dude you wear a dress to wrestle in. You wear a skirt...
That in itself says everything about you. I know you want to beat the King and all but come on why stand up to the King when you are just a Queen. At least that horrendous skirt says you are a female.
Let’s be honest here... You have no chance at beating me, and you come from Boston. You represent a city that hasn’t done shit in sports in years. There’s the Patriots who haven’t won since 2004. Boston Celtics who haven’t won since they were the only Big Three and now... Well shit I doubt they will even make the playoffs. There’s baseball where the Red Sox won that one time but haven’t done shit since, and there’s Hockey but... Who the hell watches hockey?
You know why else Boston sucks? Because not only are you from there but you actually lost in front of your hometown crowd. Who does that?!
It don’t matter. I am going to do me on Wednesday. On hump day I will get over the hump that is you.
I refuse to lose to a dude in a skirt...
No really.... THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...
Let it be known that your boy is back and TODD OFFICIALLY MEANS BUSINESS... Now I could stay here and tell you all what exactly is going to go down but I am running. I WOULD LOVE TO STAY BUT I GOTS TO WOOOOOOO... Holla at your boy.... PIZZOW!!!!!!!
Don’t worry my sweet Italian Princess. Todd is an equal opportunity lover and just because you are hot and have this thing about you for New York despite loving the teams that I absolutely hate I will be quite the gentleman so that you can Call Me Maybe... Who care’s if I just Met You and it Might Be Crazy... Anyway put this in your phone.... 867-5309....
Just call that and your boy will be quick to pick up that phone. You know you love having those digits. Anyway let’s get down to straight business. Are you all happy to see your boy representing the CPW. I came from the prestigious company of Negros Can’t Win... That’s NCW for those who don’t know and now I am in an even greater company. A company that is named CPW for Colored People Win... I wanted to be the first brotha on the roster but Stewie Franchise gotta take my shit and be here before me.
You know what why am I even talking right now. Why should I even wrestle... I refuse to wrestle until my Mr. Reagan get’s me Willy Carter... I need to have a brotha that represents me calling my matches or at least being my manager. That’s just how I roll. Anyway before I go completely off tangent like a purple haired monkey who felt that everything had to be about him all the time. Let me tell you how it’s going down this week.
I get to step in the ring with a queer in Fergus Callahan a man who comes down to the ring wielding bagpipes strutting a plaid skirt and even thing that a Scottish or Irish guy would do. Actually it does matter...
Dude you wear a dress to wrestle in. You wear a skirt...
That in itself says everything about you. I know you want to beat the King and all but come on why stand up to the King when you are just a Queen. At least that horrendous skirt says you are a female.
Let’s be honest here... You have no chance at beating me, and you come from Boston. You represent a city that hasn’t done shit in sports in years. There’s the Patriots who haven’t won since 2004. Boston Celtics who haven’t won since they were the only Big Three and now... Well shit I doubt they will even make the playoffs. There’s baseball where the Red Sox won that one time but haven’t done shit since, and there’s Hockey but... Who the hell watches hockey?
You know why else Boston sucks? Because not only are you from there but you actually lost in front of your hometown crowd. Who does that?!
It don’t matter. I am going to do me on Wednesday. On hump day I will get over the hump that is you.
I refuse to lose to a dude in a skirt...
No really.... THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...
Let it be known that your boy is back and TODD OFFICIALLY MEANS BUSINESS... Now I could stay here and tell you all what exactly is going to go down but I am running. I WOULD LOVE TO STAY BUT I GOTS TO WOOOOOOO... Holla at your boy.... PIZZOW!!!!!!!