Post by Mr. Reagan on Jul 3, 2013 22:56:26 GMT -5
SEGMENT: SOMETHING'S MISSING.
(We open the show with Mr. Reagan, who is all smiles standing next to Amber.)
Mr. Reagan: Ah, isn't this great Jillian?
Amber: Sir, my name is Amber.
Mr. Reagan: Right. I knew that. Anyway, we're fresh off our amazing first pay-per-view, our ratings are up, and we've got a bunch of champions, and some new talent. I love it.
Amber: It certainly seems things are picking up.
Mr. Reagan: And the best part of it all is...
Amber: You've made all kinds of money from it?
Mr. Reagan: No, Gib made a triumphant return to the ring.
Amber: *Sigh* sir, I hate to break it to you, but Gib didn't even make the show. He wasn't in the arena.
(Mr. Reagan ponders this for a second.)
Mr. Reagan: Oh yes, I've been meaning to talk to him about that. Have him come to my office later.
Amber: Sir...Gib's not here either.
Mr. Reagan: What? Why not?
Amber: Because you never actually hired him.
Mr. Reagan: I sure did, we have a handshake agreement!
Amber: That was you shaking his hand greeting him.
Mr. Reagan: Well this just won't do! I need Gib. Find Gib! Again!
(Mr. Reagan storms off.)
Amber: *sigh* Yes sir.
VS.
($tewie Franchize made his long awaited debut alongside his manager Gabby Thomas to take on Hexx. Franchize dominated the match from start to finish, even taking the time to pose make it known that he was better than Hexx and the fans in general. Franchize made almost no mistakes, and most likely could have won the match after a Executive Action [Bareback] but chose to posture more instead.
With Gabby cheering him on, Franchize made short work of Hexx, polishing him off his with an impressive Hostile Takeover [Flip Piledriver] and secured a relatively easy 3 count and the victory.)
Winner: $tewie Franchize
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VS.
(This match was a good match. Despite the two being dysfunctional Crystal and Cindy managed to work well together as they tagged each other out frequently. Starr & Stripes both put up a good fight and they showed off wonderful teamwork. Addisyn was able to trap Crystal in her corner, and both her and Heather took it to the Latina beauty with Cindy just watching on from the corner.
Heather made a tag and Crystal quickly launched her Flashing Lights Kick at Heather’s head. Heather was able to catch the leg and smiled as she pointed to head. Crystal however launched an Enziguri that sent Heather to the mat. Crystal crawled over to her corner slowly as Cindy held her hand out wanting a tag. Crystal was close to the corner but Cindy just jumped off the apron as the fans actually rallied behind the blonde for her actions. She walked backwards up the mat leaving Crystal to curse at Cynthia in Spanish.
Crystal slowly got up and turned around into Heather nailing her down with her Snip, Snip, Clip (Vertebreaker) as Crystal landed on the ground Addisyn flew off the top of the turnbuckle nailing her Shooting Starr for the academic three count. Cindy just watched smirking as the two Hollywood beauties celebrated. Heather grabbed her scissors and cut a piece of Crystal’s hair off as Hilton pushed her away running up the apron after Cindy who finally stood up for herself.)
Winners: Starrs and Stripes
SEGMENT: NEW FACE.
(Mr. Regan is walking down the hall back to his office, eating a bag of chips. His wallet is in his hand from apparently using a dollar to buy those chips from a vending machine, when just outside the door, he runs into Truth.)
Truth: Oh, Mr. Reagan I...
Mr. Reagan: Ahh!
(Reagan instantly drops to his knees, holds out his wallet in front of him and holds his other hand up in fright.)
Truth: What the...
Mr. Reagan: Help! I'm being robbed! Security! Andrea! help me!
Truth: Dude! I'm not trying to rob you.
(As Mr. Reagan continues pleading for his life, from the door that Truth walked out of, Maria pops her head out, rolls her eyes and looks at what's going on.)
Maria: Get a hold of yourself! This is Truth, he's a new wrestler here! I'm sorry about this Truth. He's not trying to rob you sir, now get up!
(Mr. Reagan looks up, although still afraid, quickly stands up like nothing happened.)
Mr. Reagan: Of course not! I was merely running a drill. How can I help you?
Truth: Okay, first of all, did you think I was trying to rob you because I'm not white?
Mr. Reagan: Don't be ridiculous.
Truth: Look man, I just want one thing.
Mr. Reagan: Sure kid. I'll see what I can do.
Truth: I want to be the big dog here. The top of the food chain. The face of the company.
Mr. Reagan: Well son, you're going to have to get in line. Gib is right now the top player here. Adam Knite is the World Champion, that cunning Redcoat.
Truth: What?
Mr. Reagan: Nothing. Anyway, and Chase Owens is well on his way.
Truth: Yeah, about that. I'm not looking for a gimmick or any silly accessories. I'm just letting you know, that I plan on doing this my way.
Mr. Reagan: Well, you've got a match, and if you win, we'll see about that whole thing.
Truth: Just watch.
Mr. Reagan: Oh, I wish I could, but I've got meetings to attend, but come back next week, and we'll have something for you.
Truth: I already told you I don't need that stuff.
Mr. Reagan: Everyone does. It's how things are done. Chase Owens is a prime example of how we do things.
Truth: I'm not Chase Owens, and I'm going to do this on my own.
(Truth turns and walks away from Reagan, who looks annoyed.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VS.
(The no-nonsense wrestler named Truth came to the ring looking to not only make an impression, but to leave a lasting one at the expense of Justice Hawx. Justice made it a game effort using a speed advantage to gain the edge early on, bur Truth was able to get into the driver’s seat after countering a springboard tornado DDT and nailed Truth with a Yakuza kick.
Truth wasted little time in attempting to finish off his opponent with a fisherman’s suplex, but Hawx managed to kick out at 2 to save the match. But Truth just continued to dominate the match, until attempting The Revelation [Brainbuster] which Hawx slipped out the back. After going for the Justice for All [Kneeling Piledriver] Truth countered that into the Truth Serum [Anaconda Vice] which forced Hawx to tap almost immediately.)
Winner: Truth
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VS.
(This match between the CPW Siren’s has had the strangest start to a Siren’s match so far in CPW. The match started with Angel Kash pulling out some money and offering the newly crowned CPW Siren’s Champion a stack of one hundred dollar bills to lay down before her. Zelda however slapped the money out of her hand as she quickly speared her to the ground.
The two fought back and forth as Zelda wore Angel down with her technical prowess. She chained together some suplexes and tried to hook in the triforce. Angel however pushed Zelda away as she stood up to her feet. Zelda went to run after Angel but Leroy who was outside the ring quickly grabbed a hold of one of Zelda’s legs. Zelda turned her attention over to him as Angel snuck behind Zelda grabbing her and dropping her onto the mat with a reverse ddt. She hooked a leg for the pinfall placing her own feet on the ropes for leverage. Zelda however managed to kick out and Angel was livid.
Angel yanked Zelda off of the ground and she jumped up going for her Kash Flow (Code Breaker) finisher but Zelda backed away causing Angel to lose her grip hitting the mat below. Zelda quickly grabbed Angel’s legs placing her into the Tri Force (SharpShooter). Angel was searching for the ropes but they were no where to be found. Without anywhere to go she had no choice but to tap out.)
Winner: Zelda Knite
(As Call To Action started to play across the speakers. Mercedes came out on the ramp clapping her hands at Zelda as she made a belt motion before blowing a kiss and walking back to the back.)
SEGMENT: TODD MEANS BUSINESS.
(We open up to the office of Maria Salvatore and she smiles as she is staring at someone. She has a contract in her hand as she looks at the signature. She smirks as she glances it before staring at her guest. We can’t see her guest yet as she speaks to him.)
Maria: So the contract seems signed. Welcome to CPW. I am sure Mr. Reagan is going to be pleased to have a legendary superstar like yourself.
(The man looks back at Maria and he begins to grin. The cameras finally show us the man and it’s none other than the Redeemer Todd Williams. Todd smiles as he is clad in a suit and sunglasses on his head as he looks back at Maria. Instantly we can hear the loud sound of the fans chanting Todd’s name loudly as he looks at her.)
T-Will: He will be pleased... Just make sure you add about two more 0s to that contract... You know your boy only deals with straight cash... I Got’s to get paid so I can do me... You see where we are at right now... We are in Long Island! The place where you boy was born... The place where little black Toddy had a dream that one day his career would rise up and that this little black...
(Maria quickly cuts him off as the fans are laughing in the background as she stares at him.)
Maria: I am pretty sure that wasn’t your dream, and what good is Long Island for anyway?! Let’s be honest this arena is a dump. The Islanders will be leaving for Brooklyn in a year, and the Mets are just God awful. Long Island is home of the Junior Varsity teams that no one really gives a crap about.
(T-Will covers his heart as he stares back at her smiling.)
T-Will: Oh babe you are killing me. That was like a dagger straight to my heart... But it’s all good dude because we are here in Long Island! We are in the best place on the planet and I think CPW is about to get saved by the man who redeems. Not only do I have the power to redeem but I am also the man who makes his dream become a reality!
Maria:The Dream died back in 1986 and Super Bowl 3... Pretty sure everything you dream about hasn’t been working out for me...
T-Will: Well I know of one dream that will come true...
Maria: That being?!
(Maria glances over at him but Todd quickly leans over the table planting a kiss on Maria’s lips. Maria is a bit taken back as she just stares at him.)
T-Will: Boom... That’s a dream that just came true...
Maria: Did... Did you just kiss me?!
T-Will: What of it... Don’t hate... Just appreciate a little black loving... It won’t kill you...
Maria: Good day Mr. Williams....I think it’s about time you left...
T-Will: THAT’S RIGHT TODD MEANS WRESTLING FOR THAT CPW!!!! WHERE THE WHITE WOMAN AT?!
(He yells as he walks out of the room leaving Maria standing there thinking to herself.)
Maria: I thought I was a white woman....
(She says befuddled as we go to someplace else.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SEGMENT: HOW ABOUT NOW?
(Backstage, Truth barges into the main office.)
Amber: Uh, can I help you?
Truth: Where's Mr. Reagan?
Amber: I...He's busy, can I help you with something?
Truth: I just wanted him to know that I'm coming for the top spot.
(Mr. Reagan steps out from his office.)
Mr. Reagan: Angela have you seen my flip-flops? I can't find them...
Amber: Sir...
Truth: Flip-Flops?
Mr. Reagan: Oh, it's you. What do you want?
Truth: I told you I'm going to the top, that's 1.
Mr. Reagan: Oh, is that so. Well, next week, I'll give you a challenge that you will not overcome.
Truth:Oh yeah?
Mr. Reagan: Next week, you'll face Gib!
Amber: Sir...Gib is not on the roster.
Mr. Reagan: Dammit. Well, then, you'll face Chase Owens! There. Make that match. And he'll show you how a company man wrestles his matches!
Truth: Okay..."boss" I'll take down your little puppet. Watch me.
(Truth leaves.)
Mr. Reagan: Kathy, who is that guy? Make him for death.
Amber: *Sigh* You are not allowed to kill people, sir.
Mr. Reagan: Well, then remove him from the CPW Christmas card list.
Amber: *Sigh* Yes, Sir...
VS.
(The match opened up with the Radio Champion (TV Champion) Josh Stevens pointing at his newly crowned championship in Connor’s face. Connor just shook it off as he glanced back at Josh. The two of them went back and forth debating on which country was better than the other. Canada or Ireland. However in the middle of the debate Josh nailed Connor with a very Canadian uppercut.
He would go on to continue with his assault by nailing Connor with a lariat. He arrogantly hooked a leg for a pin but got a 2 count as Connor started to fight back. Connor made it to his feet and begins to send punches to the face of Josh. He connects with punch after punch and goes for an elbow strike but Josh sidesteps ending up behind Connor. He brings him down to the mat with a german suplex. Connor reaches for his head in pain and Josh smirks as he looks down at his opponent.
He quickly yanks up Connor as he mouths off to the crowd before he drives him into the mat face first with his Canadian Shock ddt. He hooks the leg for the pinfall getting the three count.)
Winner: Josh Stevens
(Josh raises his hand in victory as he yells out to the fans that the United States sucks and everyone should be celebrating Canada day.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VS.
(The self-proclaimed Superhero of CPW Roxi Johnson was up against the new number one contender for the CPW Siren’s title Mercedes Vargas. Vargas continued to ride her wave of momentum, taking to Roxi in the early going before the bell. After a discus clothesline and a hair-pull curb stomp could not keep Roxi down, Mercedes continued the punishment before locking the Red Peril [Lotus Lock] but Roxi still would not submit.
Mercedes then tried to go for a 2 to Tango [Arm wrench into a hook kick] but Roxi countered and came back fighting with several high impact moves including a Reality Bites [Lionsault] for a 2. Roxi signaled for the end after a tornado DDT looking for the Ray of Hope [Disaster Kick] but as she went for the springboard, Mercedes stopped it, and then lifted Roxi into position for the Black Rose Overdrive [Reverse Death Valley Driver] but Roxi shifted her weight into a whirly-bird head scissors. After several rotations, Mercedes was dizzy and walked right into a Ray of Hope, giving Roxi the huge victory.)
Winner: Roxi Johnson
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VS.
(The Main Event saw Undisputed most coveted title match participants forced to team together. Although a slight edge went to Fergus Callaghan and Adam Knite due to their past tag team experience, the two men were certainly not friends. As the same could be said for Davey Ortega and Kevin Allen, both teams not seeing eye to eye in the early going, but Adam and Fergus maintaining the advantage on Ortega early.
Adam and Fergus both resorted to blind tags costing each other a chance at victory, allowing Ortega to take over on Fergus. Ortega simply refused to tag Allen into the match, instead opting to go it alone for whatever reason. Adam and Fergus once again took over when Davey missed his Beyond Your Spectrum [Diving Headbutt] allowing Fergus to take advantage, only for Adam to once again blind tag his way into the match. Adam seemed poised to win after a Knites of the Round [Rockbottom] but Fergus again tagged himself into the match.
As Adam and Fergus argued, Kevin Allen, tired of standing on the apron, simply entered into the match and went wild on both men, and dropped Adam and Fergus with a variety of suplexes. As the referee ushered Allen back out of the ring, another shoving match between Adam and Fergus lead to Fergus kicking Adam in the head with an enziguri leading Adam to stumble into the Setting Sun [Spear] by Ortega and the pinfall victory!)
Winners: Davey Ortega and Kevin Allen
(Post match, Ortega gloated in Allen’s face, which cased Allen and Ortega to brawl all the way to the back. Adam demanded his World title, and he got it, right in the face at the hands on Fergus Callaghan! Fergus then posed with the belt as CPW TV when off the air!)