Post by Davey Ortega on Jul 2, 2013 22:35:54 GMT -5
The scene opens to the Davey Ortega and James Preston on the roof of The Casino, peering over the edge to a massive protest. What looks like hundreds of people are blocking the entrance to The Casino holding signs and yelling in their megaphones.
Davey: Wow...
Preston: Told you.
Davey: How long has this been going on?
Preston: Since this morning.
Davey: WHAT?! And nobody told me?! These people have been blocking the only entrance into my casino and everyone is hunky dory with it?
Preston: Wasn't it just last week that you went off into a tirade about bringing things to your attention while you were working on CPW things?
Davey: Small things, Preston. When it's a sea of idiots blocking my money from coming in that is something worthy of my attention.
Preston: Alright. Well, we could send out our security force...but they do out number our boys. Could call the police but I don't really think there is much they can do.
Davey: This would of never happened back in Vegas. Alright, grab about half our security team, some golf clubs and golf balls.
Preston: Um, I really don't think now is the time to work on your putting.
Davey: Preston, haven't you ever seen the movie Armageddon?
Preston's furls his brow as the scene does a quick fade out and fade in as now we see a line of Security Guards each armed with a 4 Iron, golf balls lined up in front of them. Davey is in front of them, now holding the CPW North American title.
Davey: Alright gentlemen, listen up. Our beloved Casino in under siege, of sorts. There are protesters blocking your paychecks from entering. Ranting and raving about...about...
Davey turns to Preston.
Davey: Why are they protesting?
Preston: Well, judging by their signs and what they have been shouting all day, they are not happy you are throwing Nuns out on the street.
Davey turns back to his security team.
Davey: Well team apparently they don't think God will shine is light down on them. Now some of you may be believers, hell for all I know all of you are. Frankly I don't care because I am NOT one. It's time to make it clear that in America there are consequences for messing the the one percent. That is the America I know, love, and represent. Money, power, and enjoying the schism that separates people like me from people like them...and yes even from people like you. To me you are employees, I own you as long as you keep taking my money. All they can do is yell and protest...like that's a real thing. It's time to demonstrate why they can only yell while I can do this. Everyone take your positions
Davey and Preston stand to the side, with Davey hold out his arm giving a thumbs down, and the golf balls start flying. It takes a few seconds but the screams eventually start while Davey is laughing yelling ''Bruce Willis would be proud'' As predicted the mass of people flee, with Davey watching on with Preston beside him, shaking his head.
Davey: What? What are they gonna do, sue me? hahaha..
Davey smiles walking away leaving Preston looking on.
Creative solutions, sort of a gift I have. Take my performance at Undisputed for example. OK, maybe grabbing the ropes isn't the most creative of moves, but it certainly caught Mr. ''Wrestling Personified'' off guard. Speaking of, how are you doing? Now I know you are probably pretty sore bout what happened at Undisputed. Hey I don't blame you, I know what it's like to have history right at the tip of your fingers and then have it viciously yanked away. To be left in the ring defeated, and not sure how. I understand your pain but I have to say the grass truly is greener on the other side.
Which is where I need you to stay. I understand that I have been saddled with your dead weight so I need you to just stay on the other side of the ropes. We do not need a repeat of Adam Knite kicking your ass from one turnbuckle to the next. So just stay there, try and look intimidating and resist any and all urge to disobey me. If you think for one minute that you can get the drop on me while I'm in the ring I will hop out of that ring, grab my North American title and bash it over your that melon you call a head. The ref won't stop me, the drunken Irishmen isn't going to stop me, and Adam Knite..Adam Knite isn't going to stop me either. I am the North American champion, the first. I not only raise the bar every day for this title, I AM the bar for this title. I am the superior champion.
Do you hear that, Adam. Did you hear what I just said? You may be the World Champion, but in that ring on Wednesday night you will be severely outclassed in every way. The King will finally be tested here, because lets face it until now you have had it easy. Nameless no bodies who really never stood a chance. Even at Undisputed everyone knew who was going to win.
The King
The Man
Keep prancing around CPW Adam, keep your crown on tight and royal scepter close because I feel a changing of the guard coming. I remember my history quite well, and long, long before there was a King, long before you took to your title and held it dearly...before you started calling people peasants...you were one. I remember a time when there was no King, only an Emperor wielding his Empire to the fullest.
Adam, I've said it before and I will say it again..
Their is the rest of the roster.
Theirs Fergus Callaghan
Theirs Kevin Allen
And then, there is and will always be ME!
Davey: Wow...
Preston: Told you.
Davey: How long has this been going on?
Preston: Since this morning.
Davey: WHAT?! And nobody told me?! These people have been blocking the only entrance into my casino and everyone is hunky dory with it?
Preston: Wasn't it just last week that you went off into a tirade about bringing things to your attention while you were working on CPW things?
Davey: Small things, Preston. When it's a sea of idiots blocking my money from coming in that is something worthy of my attention.
Preston: Alright. Well, we could send out our security force...but they do out number our boys. Could call the police but I don't really think there is much they can do.
Davey: This would of never happened back in Vegas. Alright, grab about half our security team, some golf clubs and golf balls.
Preston: Um, I really don't think now is the time to work on your putting.
Davey: Preston, haven't you ever seen the movie Armageddon?
Preston's furls his brow as the scene does a quick fade out and fade in as now we see a line of Security Guards each armed with a 4 Iron, golf balls lined up in front of them. Davey is in front of them, now holding the CPW North American title.
Davey: Alright gentlemen, listen up. Our beloved Casino in under siege, of sorts. There are protesters blocking your paychecks from entering. Ranting and raving about...about...
Davey turns to Preston.
Davey: Why are they protesting?
Preston: Well, judging by their signs and what they have been shouting all day, they are not happy you are throwing Nuns out on the street.
Davey turns back to his security team.
Davey: Well team apparently they don't think God will shine is light down on them. Now some of you may be believers, hell for all I know all of you are. Frankly I don't care because I am NOT one. It's time to make it clear that in America there are consequences for messing the the one percent. That is the America I know, love, and represent. Money, power, and enjoying the schism that separates people like me from people like them...and yes even from people like you. To me you are employees, I own you as long as you keep taking my money. All they can do is yell and protest...like that's a real thing. It's time to demonstrate why they can only yell while I can do this. Everyone take your positions
Davey and Preston stand to the side, with Davey hold out his arm giving a thumbs down, and the golf balls start flying. It takes a few seconds but the screams eventually start while Davey is laughing yelling ''Bruce Willis would be proud'' As predicted the mass of people flee, with Davey watching on with Preston beside him, shaking his head.
Davey: What? What are they gonna do, sue me? hahaha..
Davey smiles walking away leaving Preston looking on.
Creative solutions, sort of a gift I have. Take my performance at Undisputed for example. OK, maybe grabbing the ropes isn't the most creative of moves, but it certainly caught Mr. ''Wrestling Personified'' off guard. Speaking of, how are you doing? Now I know you are probably pretty sore bout what happened at Undisputed. Hey I don't blame you, I know what it's like to have history right at the tip of your fingers and then have it viciously yanked away. To be left in the ring defeated, and not sure how. I understand your pain but I have to say the grass truly is greener on the other side.
Which is where I need you to stay. I understand that I have been saddled with your dead weight so I need you to just stay on the other side of the ropes. We do not need a repeat of Adam Knite kicking your ass from one turnbuckle to the next. So just stay there, try and look intimidating and resist any and all urge to disobey me. If you think for one minute that you can get the drop on me while I'm in the ring I will hop out of that ring, grab my North American title and bash it over your that melon you call a head. The ref won't stop me, the drunken Irishmen isn't going to stop me, and Adam Knite..Adam Knite isn't going to stop me either. I am the North American champion, the first. I not only raise the bar every day for this title, I AM the bar for this title. I am the superior champion.
Do you hear that, Adam. Did you hear what I just said? You may be the World Champion, but in that ring on Wednesday night you will be severely outclassed in every way. The King will finally be tested here, because lets face it until now you have had it easy. Nameless no bodies who really never stood a chance. Even at Undisputed everyone knew who was going to win.
The King
The Man
Keep prancing around CPW Adam, keep your crown on tight and royal scepter close because I feel a changing of the guard coming. I remember my history quite well, and long, long before there was a King, long before you took to your title and held it dearly...before you started calling people peasants...you were one. I remember a time when there was no King, only an Emperor wielding his Empire to the fullest.
Adam, I've said it before and I will say it again..
Their is the rest of the roster.
Theirs Fergus Callaghan
Theirs Kevin Allen
And then, there is and will always be ME!
