Post by Scott Simpson on Jun 4, 2013 2:43:59 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Fergus Callaghan lying under the covers of his bed. Katie Callaghan is standing above him holding a glass of water. She looks at Fergus impatiently, and then suddenly dumps the water on Fergus' face, who sits up quickly.
Fergus Callaghan: What the hell was that for and what the hell are you doing in here?
Katie Callaghan: Oh nothing much, just checking up on my scumbag brother.
Fergus Callaghan: Woah, woah woah, that is really uncalled for Katie. What did I do to deserve this?
Katie Callaghan: Oh, I don't know, maybe it was because you slept with my best friend and never fucking called her.
Fergus Callaghan: Wait, which friend was that again?
Katie Callaghan: Seriously, how many of my friends have you slept with?
Fergus Callaghan: Um, I think it's pretty much everyone besides Miyoko Oshiro.
Katie Callaghan: You are a real freaking cock sucka Fergus.
Fergus Callaghan: Lets be real here Katie, had you not run off with Monty, that night then I'm pretty sure I would have never slept with your friend. Basically it was all your fault.
Katie Callaghan: No way, did I physically come into her apartment and force you into her?
Fergus Callaghan: No.
Katie Callaghan: Than I had nothing to freaking do with it you fucking idiot.
Monty Scott walks in and starts to talk in a half asleep sounding Scottish accent
Monty Scott: What the Hell is going on in here?
Katie Callaghan: Shut up Monty, you don't even know what's going on here.
Monty Scott: I think I do, Fergus slept with one of your friends again?
Katie Callaghan: Again?
Monty Scott: Yeah, your skanky friends are always blowing up his phone. Honestly I don't see what they see in him but hey the dude is getting some.
Katie Callaghan: How many of my friends have you been sleeping with Fergus?
Fergus Callaghan: I don't know, a few I guess.
Katie Callaghan: God what did I say about embarrassing me like that last week?
Fergus Callaghan: How the hell should I remember, I've pretty much been drunk since last Wednesday after Adam and I won our match.
Katie Callaghan: God damn it, now I'm going to have to find another group of friends.
Fergus Callaghan: Don't worry about it Kate, I'll smooth it out with your friend, I promise.
Katie Callaghan: You have no idea what her name is do you?
Fergus Callaghan: No clue
Katie Callaghan: You truly are a screw up, do you at least remember what she looks like?
Fergus Callaghan: I think she was blond and had big tits.
Katie Callaghan: Great, that narrows it down to pretty much half of my friends. Was there anything else that could help me figure out which one of my friends you fucking nailed last week?
Fergus Callaghan: Well, actually it was the craziest thing, she had a Boston Bruins tattoo on her lower back.
Katie's eyes get really big.
Katie Callaghan: You are joking right?
Fergus Callaghan: No and let me tell you what, she was wicked awesome in bed.
Katie Callaghan: Well my brother you are truly fucked for life.
Fergus Callaghan: Why is that?
Katie Callaghan: Because Stephanie is bat shit crazy and when I say bat shit I mean bat shit covered in rabies with pitch forks sticking out of it. If you sleep with her again she will probably rip your balls off and barbecue them.
Fergus Callaghan: Come on she didn't seem that bad. No way someone you know is that freaking crazy.
Katie Callaghan: She isn't really my friend. She is a friend of a friend and why the fuck did you go home with her?
Fergus Callaghan: Well, you and Monty had gone off and disappeared probably playing hide the pickle or some other weird bathroom game and she needed someone to walk her home, she was afraid that someone might try and kidnap her.
Katie Callaghan: Trust me no one would try and kidnap this bitch. Everyone within 4 counties of Boston knows who she is and knows that she is freaking insane. You basically got suckered in and there is no way of escaping short of faking your own death and leaving the state.
Fergus Callaghan: Monty, I guess I should call Markus Reeves about faking a death, he seemed to do a pretty good job at doing that.
Monty Scott: I'll get right on that.
Monty Scott leaves the room.
Fergus Callaghan: You don't think he is really going to call Markus right?
Katie Callaghan: Seriously I think he is going to do it. I mean for God sake after I was with him he called his mom telling her that he had done it with a smoking hot red head.
Fergus and Katie both laugh.
Katie Callaghan: But seriously I would bet that he calls Markus.
Fergus Callaghan: And I'm going to die for that.
The scene fades and fades back in on Fergus sitting at a table in a nice Italian restaurant. A female walks up to Fergus' table. Fergus looks up at a woman who had made a Boston Bruins jersey into a tight dress
Fergus Callaghan: You must be Stephanie.
Stephanie: Yes I am, how did you know?
Fergus Callaghan: Just a hunch.
Stephanie sits down and starts looking at the menu
Stephanie: So you a professional wrestler or something right?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, in fact I'm wrestling Wednesday night if you want to come and watch me do my thing.
Stephanie: Can't I'm going to the Bruins game that night.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, it's going to suck to miss that game.
Stephanie puts the menu down and yells out for the waiter. The waiter comes over quickly.
Waiter: What would you like ma'am?
Stephanie: I want a bottle of your finest champagne to celebrate the Bruins win tonight over the Penguins and a steak medium rare.
Waiter: And for you sir?
Stephanie: He will have the chicken Alfredo and give his garlic bread to me.
Fergus Callaghan: What the fuck, if I have to have the chicken Alfredo I would at least like to have the freaking garlic bread.
Stephanie: You are a professional wrestler, if you eat the bread you will get fat and suck at wrestling just like Jimmy Warren.
Fergus Callaghan: Wait, you actually know who I'm facing this week?
Stephanie: Yeah and his partner is some shit head from Pittsburgh.
Fergus Callaghan: I know, I can't stand people from Pittsburgh. Especially the ones who are fans of there sports teams. I'm really not going to lie though I really hope Kevin Allen puts up a bigger fight than the Penguins are right now.
Stephanie: Yeah and some northern hillbilly from Iowa.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, he looks like he is about twelve and we all know that he is riding the coat tails of Brad Kane and we all know with the exception of the band slipknot nothing good comes from Iowa.
Stephanie: Exactly. Do you think you could do something for me during your match on Wednesday?
Fergus Callaghan: What is that?
Stephanie: Could you beat Kevin Allen's ass like Zdeno Chara should beat Sydney Crosby's ass.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I can give it my best shot.
The waiter comes back and sets the food down in front of Fergus and Stephanie. Stephanie cuts into her steak.
Stephanie: How hard is it to do your job?
Waiter: Come again?
Stephanie: How fucking hard is it to cook a fucking steak medium rare, this steak is medium well. How hard is it to do your job?
Waiter: Well actually I don't cook the food, I can go back and get you another steak.
Stephanie stands up and headbutts the waiter in the face knocking him to the ground. She jumps on top of the waiter and starts punching him in the face. Fergus gets up and takes a picture of the fight. The camera pans around to Fergus
Fergus Callaghan: Do you see that Kevin and Craig? That is the fighting spirit that is embedded in every person in Boston and if you think I'm going to go down easy to either one of you then you have got another thing coming just ask my opponents last week. I'll make sure I send your asses packing back to whatever shit hole city you want to be sent to and then all I'm going to have to do is beat Adam Knite to become the first CPW World Champion. All it's going to take is a Boston style ass kicking on behalf of Adam Knite and myself. See you punks Wednesday night.
The scene fades to black
Fergus Callaghan: What the hell was that for and what the hell are you doing in here?
Katie Callaghan: Oh nothing much, just checking up on my scumbag brother.
Fergus Callaghan: Woah, woah woah, that is really uncalled for Katie. What did I do to deserve this?
Katie Callaghan: Oh, I don't know, maybe it was because you slept with my best friend and never fucking called her.
Fergus Callaghan: Wait, which friend was that again?
Katie Callaghan: Seriously, how many of my friends have you slept with?
Fergus Callaghan: Um, I think it's pretty much everyone besides Miyoko Oshiro.
Katie Callaghan: You are a real freaking cock sucka Fergus.
Fergus Callaghan: Lets be real here Katie, had you not run off with Monty, that night then I'm pretty sure I would have never slept with your friend. Basically it was all your fault.
Katie Callaghan: No way, did I physically come into her apartment and force you into her?
Fergus Callaghan: No.
Katie Callaghan: Than I had nothing to freaking do with it you fucking idiot.
Monty Scott walks in and starts to talk in a half asleep sounding Scottish accent
Monty Scott: What the Hell is going on in here?
Katie Callaghan: Shut up Monty, you don't even know what's going on here.
Monty Scott: I think I do, Fergus slept with one of your friends again?
Katie Callaghan: Again?
Monty Scott: Yeah, your skanky friends are always blowing up his phone. Honestly I don't see what they see in him but hey the dude is getting some.
Katie Callaghan: How many of my friends have you been sleeping with Fergus?
Fergus Callaghan: I don't know, a few I guess.
Katie Callaghan: God what did I say about embarrassing me like that last week?
Fergus Callaghan: How the hell should I remember, I've pretty much been drunk since last Wednesday after Adam and I won our match.
Katie Callaghan: God damn it, now I'm going to have to find another group of friends.
Fergus Callaghan: Don't worry about it Kate, I'll smooth it out with your friend, I promise.
Katie Callaghan: You have no idea what her name is do you?
Fergus Callaghan: No clue
Katie Callaghan: You truly are a screw up, do you at least remember what she looks like?
Fergus Callaghan: I think she was blond and had big tits.
Katie Callaghan: Great, that narrows it down to pretty much half of my friends. Was there anything else that could help me figure out which one of my friends you fucking nailed last week?
Fergus Callaghan: Well, actually it was the craziest thing, she had a Boston Bruins tattoo on her lower back.
Katie's eyes get really big.
Katie Callaghan: You are joking right?
Fergus Callaghan: No and let me tell you what, she was wicked awesome in bed.
Katie Callaghan: Well my brother you are truly fucked for life.
Fergus Callaghan: Why is that?
Katie Callaghan: Because Stephanie is bat shit crazy and when I say bat shit I mean bat shit covered in rabies with pitch forks sticking out of it. If you sleep with her again she will probably rip your balls off and barbecue them.
Fergus Callaghan: Come on she didn't seem that bad. No way someone you know is that freaking crazy.
Katie Callaghan: She isn't really my friend. She is a friend of a friend and why the fuck did you go home with her?
Fergus Callaghan: Well, you and Monty had gone off and disappeared probably playing hide the pickle or some other weird bathroom game and she needed someone to walk her home, she was afraid that someone might try and kidnap her.
Katie Callaghan: Trust me no one would try and kidnap this bitch. Everyone within 4 counties of Boston knows who she is and knows that she is freaking insane. You basically got suckered in and there is no way of escaping short of faking your own death and leaving the state.
Fergus Callaghan: Monty, I guess I should call Markus Reeves about faking a death, he seemed to do a pretty good job at doing that.
Monty Scott: I'll get right on that.
Monty Scott leaves the room.
Fergus Callaghan: You don't think he is really going to call Markus right?
Katie Callaghan: Seriously I think he is going to do it. I mean for God sake after I was with him he called his mom telling her that he had done it with a smoking hot red head.
Fergus and Katie both laugh.
Katie Callaghan: But seriously I would bet that he calls Markus.
Fergus Callaghan: And I'm going to die for that.
The scene fades and fades back in on Fergus sitting at a table in a nice Italian restaurant. A female walks up to Fergus' table. Fergus looks up at a woman who had made a Boston Bruins jersey into a tight dress
Fergus Callaghan: You must be Stephanie.
Stephanie: Yes I am, how did you know?
Fergus Callaghan: Just a hunch.
Stephanie sits down and starts looking at the menu
Stephanie: So you a professional wrestler or something right?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, in fact I'm wrestling Wednesday night if you want to come and watch me do my thing.
Stephanie: Can't I'm going to the Bruins game that night.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, it's going to suck to miss that game.
Stephanie puts the menu down and yells out for the waiter. The waiter comes over quickly.
Waiter: What would you like ma'am?
Stephanie: I want a bottle of your finest champagne to celebrate the Bruins win tonight over the Penguins and a steak medium rare.
Waiter: And for you sir?
Stephanie: He will have the chicken Alfredo and give his garlic bread to me.
Fergus Callaghan: What the fuck, if I have to have the chicken Alfredo I would at least like to have the freaking garlic bread.
Stephanie: You are a professional wrestler, if you eat the bread you will get fat and suck at wrestling just like Jimmy Warren.
Fergus Callaghan: Wait, you actually know who I'm facing this week?
Stephanie: Yeah and his partner is some shit head from Pittsburgh.
Fergus Callaghan: I know, I can't stand people from Pittsburgh. Especially the ones who are fans of there sports teams. I'm really not going to lie though I really hope Kevin Allen puts up a bigger fight than the Penguins are right now.
Stephanie: Yeah and some northern hillbilly from Iowa.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, he looks like he is about twelve and we all know that he is riding the coat tails of Brad Kane and we all know with the exception of the band slipknot nothing good comes from Iowa.
Stephanie: Exactly. Do you think you could do something for me during your match on Wednesday?
Fergus Callaghan: What is that?
Stephanie: Could you beat Kevin Allen's ass like Zdeno Chara should beat Sydney Crosby's ass.
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I can give it my best shot.
The waiter comes back and sets the food down in front of Fergus and Stephanie. Stephanie cuts into her steak.
Stephanie: How hard is it to do your job?
Waiter: Come again?
Stephanie: How fucking hard is it to cook a fucking steak medium rare, this steak is medium well. How hard is it to do your job?
Waiter: Well actually I don't cook the food, I can go back and get you another steak.
Stephanie stands up and headbutts the waiter in the face knocking him to the ground. She jumps on top of the waiter and starts punching him in the face. Fergus gets up and takes a picture of the fight. The camera pans around to Fergus
Fergus Callaghan: Do you see that Kevin and Craig? That is the fighting spirit that is embedded in every person in Boston and if you think I'm going to go down easy to either one of you then you have got another thing coming just ask my opponents last week. I'll make sure I send your asses packing back to whatever shit hole city you want to be sent to and then all I'm going to have to do is beat Adam Knite to become the first CPW World Champion. All it's going to take is a Boston style ass kicking on behalf of Adam Knite and myself. See you punks Wednesday night.
The scene fades to black