Post by Davey Ortega on Jun 4, 2013 1:11:42 GMT -5
We open to static, after a few seconds the screen goes blank.
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...Searching
...Signal Found.
After a few minutes of a blank screen with the words ''...Signal Found'' on the bottom left hand screen the black screen finally shows something else. We see the face of a very familiar person.
Davey Ortega: I believe that's it. Hello Championship Pro Wrestling, my name is Davey Ortega and I will be educating you this evening. Now I'm not here to tell you who I am and what accolades I have held. I didn't hack your piss poor web site to shamelessly promote myself....that comes at a far later date. This is a declaration. I watched nCw's final days and when it was announced that CPW would open I gravitated here for some unknown reason. I eagerly sat in front of my 72 inch plasma screen on Wednesday, May 29th and I watched CPWs debut episode.
I only wish I could of said I enjoyed it after the dust settled. The two things that left a bad taste in my mouth had nothing to do with the caliber of competitors here. CPWs roster is filled with potential, and that is the problem. With talent like Cyrus Grey, Kevin Allen, and Fergus Callaghan, three young men who could propel CPW to the top and front line. You have a man like Adam Knite, one of the best competitors I have ever faced, why would you need to shove someone like Chase Owens down people's throats?
I'll come out and say it, I'm not a Chase Owens Guy. Especially after that long winded, self glorified drivel he calls a ''promo''.
Kid, lesson one. You always...ALWAYS have to beat the bear.
You see, CPW? This man wants to represent you, and yet resorts to testing new gimmicks given by a man who believes Adam Knite is a true King. Career suicide antics.
silly puns.
I believe CPW can rise above all that and look to an alternative. I believe CPW can handle a bold direction given to it by an eccentric visionary. I believe CPW needs a face and I know it is mine. No gimmick necessary, just a genius with a plan. You see unlike the rest of the roster when I speak people tend to take notice, they do a double take to make sure it is who it is and stick around to watch the show. I don't need to pull a ''Chase Owens'', which by the way is what I will refer to all people who face jobbers at a main event...
Davey stops, looking dead at the screen.
Davey Ortega: What? Look me dead in the eye and tell me Hex isn't an absolute waste of oxygen...
Exactly..
So as I was saying, I don't need to ''Chase Owens'' my debut for CPW. That's right, Davey Ortega will soon be brought to you live, in person and in High Definition. Five out of five Dentist agree my smile is even brighter in HD.
Though I won't just be walking down the ramp to my first match...no no no. You see, I would like the owner of CPW, the man himself Mr. Reagan to come out on his own show, and publicly sign my contract.
Mr. Reagan come June 12th I expect you to come out to that ring and look me in the eyes. I want you to see the face of your company as you sign my contract. I will show you that there is the rest of the roster
There is Chase Owens
There is Adam Knite
And then...their is me.
...signal lost.
.
..
...
...Searching
...Signal Found.
After a few minutes of a blank screen with the words ''...Signal Found'' on the bottom left hand screen the black screen finally shows something else. We see the face of a very familiar person.
Davey Ortega: I believe that's it. Hello Championship Pro Wrestling, my name is Davey Ortega and I will be educating you this evening. Now I'm not here to tell you who I am and what accolades I have held. I didn't hack your piss poor web site to shamelessly promote myself....that comes at a far later date. This is a declaration. I watched nCw's final days and when it was announced that CPW would open I gravitated here for some unknown reason. I eagerly sat in front of my 72 inch plasma screen on Wednesday, May 29th and I watched CPWs debut episode.
I only wish I could of said I enjoyed it after the dust settled. The two things that left a bad taste in my mouth had nothing to do with the caliber of competitors here. CPWs roster is filled with potential, and that is the problem. With talent like Cyrus Grey, Kevin Allen, and Fergus Callaghan, three young men who could propel CPW to the top and front line. You have a man like Adam Knite, one of the best competitors I have ever faced, why would you need to shove someone like Chase Owens down people's throats?
I'll come out and say it, I'm not a Chase Owens Guy. Especially after that long winded, self glorified drivel he calls a ''promo''.
Kid, lesson one. You always...ALWAYS have to beat the bear.
You see, CPW? This man wants to represent you, and yet resorts to testing new gimmicks given by a man who believes Adam Knite is a true King. Career suicide antics.
silly puns.
I believe CPW can rise above all that and look to an alternative. I believe CPW can handle a bold direction given to it by an eccentric visionary. I believe CPW needs a face and I know it is mine. No gimmick necessary, just a genius with a plan. You see unlike the rest of the roster when I speak people tend to take notice, they do a double take to make sure it is who it is and stick around to watch the show. I don't need to pull a ''Chase Owens'', which by the way is what I will refer to all people who face jobbers at a main event...
Davey stops, looking dead at the screen.
Davey Ortega: What? Look me dead in the eye and tell me Hex isn't an absolute waste of oxygen...
Exactly..
So as I was saying, I don't need to ''Chase Owens'' my debut for CPW. That's right, Davey Ortega will soon be brought to you live, in person and in High Definition. Five out of five Dentist agree my smile is even brighter in HD.
Though I won't just be walking down the ramp to my first match...no no no. You see, I would like the owner of CPW, the man himself Mr. Reagan to come out on his own show, and publicly sign my contract.
Mr. Reagan come June 12th I expect you to come out to that ring and look me in the eyes. I want you to see the face of your company as you sign my contract. I will show you that there is the rest of the roster
There is Chase Owens
There is Adam Knite
And then...their is me.
...signal lost.
