I Hate Crystal Hilton...

I am not going to lie. I am getting just about sick and tired of all of the bull crap. I am tired of being screwed over by the likes of a crazed hispanic woman who keeps trying to bully me for some unknown reason. I am tired of a power hungry Italian President who is siding with that crazy woman in what is starting to look like a screw job and more important I am just about tired of a stupid Argentine Assassin who honestly thinks that I am just going to be some pushover, and that she is easily going to pick me apart as she goes on to become the number one contender for the Siren’s Champion.

If everyone wants to stack the odds against me by all means go right ahead but what is going to end up happening is that you are going to see this simple nurse from North Carolina come out of the gate and fight right back. I hate to break it to you Mercedes but I graduated from the school of North Carolina State University. I know... It may not be the best of schools and quite often when it comes to college sports they end up getting vastly destroyed within the confines of the ACC. Destroyed by the likes of Duke, North Carolina, Miami, and Florida State University who seem to be the center point of the ACC., and it won’t be long before Syracuse comes in and goes on to do the same.

However it’s not what we physically do in sports that makes me proud of the school that I went to. It’s the mascot and our mascot happens to be a Wolf. It happens to be an animal who is an apex predator. Somehow you know what everything means Mercedes but let me break it down to you anyway. It means that I am at the top of the food chain. I am the one who is doing the hunting and I won’t stop until I feast upon what I have my eyes on.

This week as we hover in on the Pay Per View that is Undisputed. I see you as what I have my sights on. I am hungry Mercedes and I have been longing for a chance to really break out of my shell and show the entire world what I am made of. Despite everything handicapped that has been put against me. Do you honestly think for a second that I am not going to come out of the gate and beat you? Do you think that I am not going to try to win despite it appearing to be a losing battle?

The fact is I just can’t stop Mercedes. On paper I bet everyone expects you to walk out of the match as the winner. You have been in this business for a very long time. You are a well established veteran and I am the inexperienced girl who has only been doing this for less than a year. I am the loveable nurse who would be better off working in a clinic handing children lollipops after they receive their yearly shots than to actually be competing inside of the ring.

You can think of me however you want too but let me make something clear. I am more than your blonde loveable nurse. I am more than the mother with the one year old girl. I am more than the wife of Jimmy Warren. I am Cynthia Murphy and I am a woman who has risen up to accomplish whatever she has her eyes set upon. At Undisputed I have the chance to rise up once again. Do you think that I am just going to let you take this away from me Mercedes? Do you think that it’s going to be that easy for you?

A few weeks back you tried to rip Zelda a part. You tried to tell her lifestory like it was some overplayed direct to television horrible women’s movie on lifetime. I won’t completely bore you like you always seem to do I am sure. But last year you and I were both part of the same place Mercedes. I had shocked the world when I defeated a well established veteran in the first round of a tournament to advance further. I could feel the momentum building. I had some people talking about me.

Things were looking promising for me. However it was at that point when I ran into the likes of you. You were the next person that I had to face in the tournament and despite how much I tried to throw at you. You were the one that ended up defeating me. I had to go home with my head down in shame as I watched you slowly make it to the finals of that tournament.

I had to sit on the damn sidelines while a mean and vile bitch like yourself with some assistance got to compete in the actual finals of the that tournament. You want to know how I feel Mercedes?

After watching you for close to a year, I have only one thing I wish to say to you. It’s that I hope you go straight to hell. I didn’t wait for close to a year to have you beat me when it actually matters. So go ahead Vargas. I want you to be worried about everything else in this company. You can be worried about potentially facing Zelda. You can be worried about the likes of Crystal Hilton. You can worry if the sky is really blue or if the city of Atlantis really exists...

You can throw your mind in so many places but the reality of everything is that you should only be focused on one major thing, and that thing should be me. You see Vargas a year truly makes a difference and as I stand before you right now, I stand here knowing everything that you are all about. You can try to take this opportunity for yourself and try to claim onto the right to be the number one contender but I am damn sure not going to let you.

Opportunities like this don’t come often and you better believe that I am going to make the absolute best of this one moment.

Vargas this is my time to shine. I know nurses are mostly accustomed with helping everyone but for this one week I am going to try to better myself. I am going to help myself by doing the one single thing that could get everyone talking about Cynthia Warren, and do you want to know what that one thing is?

It’s called winning...

I know it’s something that seems extremely hard with the way that this match is crafted. I know it seems ridiculous to even think about with a stuck up bitch in the heart of it as the referee but honestly I don’t even care anymore.

I have diagnosed this situation and no matter what on paper it just seems that there is no hope for my chance at winning. However despite how things appear I rather keep believing in the impossible. I will beat you Mercedes and I will go on to face the Siren’s Champion whether you believe in it or not.

I am more than a pretty face...

I am more than a pretty blonde...

I am more than an average nurse...

I am Cynthia Warren, and after Undisputed I will be your number one contender for the Siren’s Championship. Bring me your best Mercedes and I assure you it just won’t be enough.

Be prepared for this Wolf to devour you... Howl.... about that?!?!



{Our scene opens up and this time we find ourselves at a gym in Charlotte. Our focus is taken to that of Cynthia Warren and she seems a bit disturbed as she is hitting a heavy bag. She is drilling it with punch after punch and shows no sign of stopping as she keeps her fists moving. Drilling it as much as she possibly can. She doesn’t slow down as she gives it a good hook and follows up with some jabs. She can’t help but speak out loud to herself as the sweat is dripping down her forehead.}

Cynthia: I hate Crystal Hilton... I hate Crystal Hilton..... I HATE CRYSTAL HILTON!!!!

{Cynthia angrily begins to go to town on the bag as she delivers shot after shot on it. Driving her fists right against it to the point that her knuckles start getting red. She punches even harder, and eventually her husband James walks onto the scene as he starts pulling her away.}

Cynthia: Let me go!!!!!! I hate Crystal Hilton.... Don’t you understand?!?! I hate that stupid stuck up no good for nothing stupid tramp... Let me at her Jimmy... Let me at her!”

{Cynthia begins to yell louder than before and she is kicking her feet about as she tries to break free from James and make her way over to the bag. James however shakes his head as he replies back to his wife.}

Jimmy: Cindy settle down babe...I am going to go out on a limb and say that you really hate Crystal Hilton...

{Wrong thing to ask Cindy as the Irish beauty tries to break away again but James holds her tightly as she let’s out a long sigh staring daggers back at her husband.}

Cindy: Let me go!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy: Look Cindy I know you are upset but you do realize you are hitting a punching bag right? You are hitting something that won’t hit you back. As much as you are upset that really isn’t going to do anything for you. You are going to unleash some anger now but what’s going to happen when you see Crystal Cindy? You want to know? You are going to lose control and end up getting yourself disqualified. You worked too damn hard to get this title opportunity for you to just lose it to your anger. You just need to take a long deep breath and be calm...

{Cindy seems to be calm as Jimmy let’s her go. He smirks as he stares at her.}

Jimmy: You calm yet?!

{Cindy however turns around and begins to pound on him as she begins to punch me.}

Cindy: Listen here you jerk don’t you dare ask me if I am calm yet. I have a lot going on. I have a boss that basically is trying to screw me over. I have Crystal Hilton who is trying to make my life a living hell. Why the hell should I be calm for?

{James holds Cindy as he looks directly into her eyes.}

Jimmy: Look I am just trying to help you out Cindy. This is exactly what they want you to do. They want you to lose control of yourself because when push comes to shove that means you are going to end up doing something stupid at Undisputed. You are going to lose everything that you have worked hard to achieve. Is that what you want? Do you want everything to fade away like a puff of smoke.

Cindy: Well no...

Jimmy: So calm down... There’s another way you can approach this, but you need to relax babe. Otherwise there’s no reason to go out there and wrestle. This match would have been over long before it even begun...

{Cindy thinks about it for a few moments and with that being said it is on this image that we slowly fade on, as Cindy is left there to think about everything.}