Post by Warren Inc on Jun 11, 2013 22:38:38 GMT -5
Well I bet none of you saw that coming did you? No really who saw the premiere interviewer blog writer in all of CPW actually going out of her way to sign a wrestling contract for this very company? It’s ok no one has to answer that, that is by far a rhetorical question. Anyway yes perfection has arrived at CPW and it damn sure couldn’t have possibly come at a better time. The Siren’s division just seems to have gone down into the crapper. You have a woman who is parading around to be a super hero, you have a woman who calls herself the Argentine Assassin but in reality who have you honestly seen her kill? Come on now who has she really took out? She may be labeled as such but the Mark always seems to be on her, and of course you have my best friend who once again will once again become a World Champion without anyone to really stop her.
So what is wrong with this picture? You want to know what is wrong with it? It doesn’t have enough Crystal Hilton in it. No really you all need a dosage of Crystal in your life and there is certainly plenty of me to go around.The last time you all really saw me I was tied up trying to live the married life, trying to help people rise up and take this wrestling business by storm.
I was stuck trying to play second fiddle to a sister in law but I am well above those days because I am happy to inform you all that I am divorced. No more trying to care about anyone else. No more relying on someone to take care of me, it’s just about me being an independent woman and doing my own thing.
So this week it looks like I am stuck in the middle of a tag team match. Let’s start with my partner Mercedes. Congratulations you lost to Zelda last week and that makes you a loser. This week you get to team up with perfection and I want to believe that you are someone who is worthy enough to slap my hand. I want to believe in your abilities Mercedes but when I glance at you the only thing I truly see is someone who is a liability. No really that’s all you are. You aren’t this amazing wrestling, you aren’t great, you aren’t even mediocre at best. You are simply below average.
You want to win this match? You actually want to go out to that ring and make a statement? Here is the best advice that I could possibly give you and please listen. I know you probably bore yourself to sleep with long promo and I could sense the animosity coming from you Mercedes but let’s be real now. Did you honestly think you were going to beat my best friend? Do you know how pissed off she get’s when you try to throw video game references back at her? She get’s super pissed. She turns into Z berg and that’s when she just stomped all over you. I guess you can say that you tried to play the game but you had your hand on the suck button...
It’s ok Mercedes maybe next time right? I mean you can happily sit on the side and watch as Zelda and Roxi Johnson battle it out for the right to become the first ever Siren’s Championship. It’s ok to be wrestling in left.... Left out...It’s really a damn shame Mercedes. You are supposed to be a proud Latina. Someone who I would have expected to been in the finals but of course you let me down Mercedes. You are such a disgrace to the Latina community. Just go away Mercedes. Go hang out with your cousin Carmen go sing it up in a car. Go do whatever you do.
Roxi Johnson how are you doing? You should be happy that I gift wrapped you a match against Cindy Warren. Let’s be honest since week one I have been beating her down nonstop. She really didn’t have a chance at beating you in the ring. So as such I just gave you the opportunity to have your ass handed to you by Zelda. Don’t worry you should be happy. You know the five second of fame is going to worth it although no one ever remembers second place.
Last but not least there is Zelda Knite. My BFF... Hey bitch!!! Don’t forget who your BFF is!!! You better not be like making the world of this match and what not.
Anyway remember that Perfection simply doesn’t fail all...
So what is wrong with this picture? You want to know what is wrong with it? It doesn’t have enough Crystal Hilton in it. No really you all need a dosage of Crystal in your life and there is certainly plenty of me to go around.The last time you all really saw me I was tied up trying to live the married life, trying to help people rise up and take this wrestling business by storm.
I was stuck trying to play second fiddle to a sister in law but I am well above those days because I am happy to inform you all that I am divorced. No more trying to care about anyone else. No more relying on someone to take care of me, it’s just about me being an independent woman and doing my own thing.
So this week it looks like I am stuck in the middle of a tag team match. Let’s start with my partner Mercedes. Congratulations you lost to Zelda last week and that makes you a loser. This week you get to team up with perfection and I want to believe that you are someone who is worthy enough to slap my hand. I want to believe in your abilities Mercedes but when I glance at you the only thing I truly see is someone who is a liability. No really that’s all you are. You aren’t this amazing wrestling, you aren’t great, you aren’t even mediocre at best. You are simply below average.
You want to win this match? You actually want to go out to that ring and make a statement? Here is the best advice that I could possibly give you and please listen. I know you probably bore yourself to sleep with long promo and I could sense the animosity coming from you Mercedes but let’s be real now. Did you honestly think you were going to beat my best friend? Do you know how pissed off she get’s when you try to throw video game references back at her? She get’s super pissed. She turns into Z berg and that’s when she just stomped all over you. I guess you can say that you tried to play the game but you had your hand on the suck button...
It’s ok Mercedes maybe next time right? I mean you can happily sit on the side and watch as Zelda and Roxi Johnson battle it out for the right to become the first ever Siren’s Championship. It’s ok to be wrestling in left.... Left out...It’s really a damn shame Mercedes. You are supposed to be a proud Latina. Someone who I would have expected to been in the finals but of course you let me down Mercedes. You are such a disgrace to the Latina community. Just go away Mercedes. Go hang out with your cousin Carmen go sing it up in a car. Go do whatever you do.
Roxi Johnson how are you doing? You should be happy that I gift wrapped you a match against Cindy Warren. Let’s be honest since week one I have been beating her down nonstop. She really didn’t have a chance at beating you in the ring. So as such I just gave you the opportunity to have your ass handed to you by Zelda. Don’t worry you should be happy. You know the five second of fame is going to worth it although no one ever remembers second place.
Last but not least there is Zelda Knite. My BFF... Hey bitch!!! Don’t forget who your BFF is!!! You better not be like making the world of this match and what not.
Anyway remember that Perfection simply doesn’t fail all...