Post by Chase Owens on Jun 23, 2013 3:43:10 GMT -5
I really didn't want to no-show again.
{One week after being nearly killed live on CPW TV, we see Chase Owens, bandaged up and sitting on a steel folding chair. He looks down and back up at the camera, waiting for his cue to speak... not realizing that the camera is already rolling. After a brief awkward silence, he realizes he should be talking right now.}
"So... three weeks in and this 'Face of the Company' thing is really looking like a bad decision. First I got mauled by a bear, and last week I nearly got killed when I was shot out of a cannon. Who knew it would be this hard being the face? Does Jared from Subway have to do this kind of stuff? Does that hot redhead from Wendy's have to face life or death situations every week?
I mean, I bet they don't have to eat their own products, but here I am risking life and limb every week to make a name for myself. And every morning I wake up a little sorer than the last and look at myself in the mirror... through the black eye from that unfortunate cannon accident, and ask myself, 'Is it worth it?'
I guess it's too early to tell right now, so I'll go out there again this week and do whatever hair-brained stunt Mr. Regan has cooked up for me this time around. Will I have to eat something disgusting, like on Fear Factor? Will I have to stay in a box for a week, like some kind of lame magician?
Will I have to jump over sharks on a motorcycle?
Who knows what the future holds for me, but my immediate present is you, Connor. You and I step into that ring again last week in a match that was supposed to happen last week, and didn't. Now I guess I'm to blame for that, but I could tell that you never wanted to wrestle me in the first place. You see what I have to do every week, and you know that I must be a little bit crazy. I mean... what kind of sane person would do what I do? You see that, and it scares you a little bit.
Just a wee little bit.
Because while I'm sure you've faced your fair share of brutal pub brawls over the years, I can bet you've never faced a man who willing fought a bear or let himself be a human missile. There's no kind of training in the world that can prepare you for something like that. Once you go through something like that, you're a changed man.
I mean... I'm growing a beard now. So you know it's legit.
But where does that leave you this week, Connor? Well you, my friend, get to suffer defeat at the hands of the Face of the Company. You get to be in the main attraction this week. When people leave the arena, they won't be talking about Adam Knite or your twin brother Fergus Callaghan. And they sure as hell won't be talking about that... Davey Ortiz guy.
Ortiz...? Orton? Or...Ortega! That's it!
They're going to be talking about Chase Owens and that guy that he beat up and down the ring for five minutes. They're going to say 'My god that Chase Owens is impressive! And that guy he pinned sure can stay down for a long time!'
I don't know if there's a Guinness World Record for that, but you should totally check into it.
I'm not saying you're not talented or pretty, Michaels. I'm saying that you just don't have what it takes to be the face of CPW. Because I'm the measuring stick around here, and you... you're just not up to par.
...I think I mixed my metaphors up there.
What I'm saying is that I'm awesome, and I'm going to beat you, live on Pay-Per-View. There's a lot riding on my shoulders... the faith... the fame... the prestige... and I'll be a son of a bitch if I let you ruin this for me. This is my big moment, Connor. This is my opportunity... and I'm going to seize the hell out of it!
Oh, and say 'hello' to your mother for me.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean, as I've never met the woman... but it seemed disrespectful. I'm sure she's a lovely woman."
{One week after being nearly killed live on CPW TV, we see Chase Owens, bandaged up and sitting on a steel folding chair. He looks down and back up at the camera, waiting for his cue to speak... not realizing that the camera is already rolling. After a brief awkward silence, he realizes he should be talking right now.}
"So... three weeks in and this 'Face of the Company' thing is really looking like a bad decision. First I got mauled by a bear, and last week I nearly got killed when I was shot out of a cannon. Who knew it would be this hard being the face? Does Jared from Subway have to do this kind of stuff? Does that hot redhead from Wendy's have to face life or death situations every week?
I mean, I bet they don't have to eat their own products, but here I am risking life and limb every week to make a name for myself. And every morning I wake up a little sorer than the last and look at myself in the mirror... through the black eye from that unfortunate cannon accident, and ask myself, 'Is it worth it?'
I guess it's too early to tell right now, so I'll go out there again this week and do whatever hair-brained stunt Mr. Regan has cooked up for me this time around. Will I have to eat something disgusting, like on Fear Factor? Will I have to stay in a box for a week, like some kind of lame magician?
Will I have to jump over sharks on a motorcycle?
Who knows what the future holds for me, but my immediate present is you, Connor. You and I step into that ring again last week in a match that was supposed to happen last week, and didn't. Now I guess I'm to blame for that, but I could tell that you never wanted to wrestle me in the first place. You see what I have to do every week, and you know that I must be a little bit crazy. I mean... what kind of sane person would do what I do? You see that, and it scares you a little bit.
Just a wee little bit.
Because while I'm sure you've faced your fair share of brutal pub brawls over the years, I can bet you've never faced a man who willing fought a bear or let himself be a human missile. There's no kind of training in the world that can prepare you for something like that. Once you go through something like that, you're a changed man.
I mean... I'm growing a beard now. So you know it's legit.
But where does that leave you this week, Connor? Well you, my friend, get to suffer defeat at the hands of the Face of the Company. You get to be in the main attraction this week. When people leave the arena, they won't be talking about Adam Knite or your twin brother Fergus Callaghan. And they sure as hell won't be talking about that... Davey Ortiz guy.
Ortiz...? Orton? Or...Ortega! That's it!
They're going to be talking about Chase Owens and that guy that he beat up and down the ring for five minutes. They're going to say 'My god that Chase Owens is impressive! And that guy he pinned sure can stay down for a long time!'
I don't know if there's a Guinness World Record for that, but you should totally check into it.
I'm not saying you're not talented or pretty, Michaels. I'm saying that you just don't have what it takes to be the face of CPW. Because I'm the measuring stick around here, and you... you're just not up to par.
...I think I mixed my metaphors up there.
What I'm saying is that I'm awesome, and I'm going to beat you, live on Pay-Per-View. There's a lot riding on my shoulders... the faith... the fame... the prestige... and I'll be a son of a bitch if I let you ruin this for me. This is my big moment, Connor. This is my opportunity... and I'm going to seize the hell out of it!
Oh, and say 'hello' to your mother for me.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean, as I've never met the woman... but it seemed disrespectful. I'm sure she's a lovely woman."