Post by Roxi Johnson on Jun 22, 2013 16:34:27 GMT -5
Zelda Knite.
Hmmm…where do I begin with this whole thing? Let’s call a spade a spade: You are, without a doubt, the most accomplished wrestler I’ve ever faced off against. And adding to that, you are the only person in this whole tournament who actually said anything against me. I’ve had to pretty easy so far. But obviously, you’ve changed all that. I never expected it to be easy, and you are proving me to be correct. This is going to be a challenge, but I’ve never walked away from a challenge in my life, and I’m not going to start now, even if you are Zelda Knite. Even if you are very, very good, even if you are completely insane, even if you are the “gaming goddess” or whatever catchy nickname you’ve chosen for yourself.
Come to think of it, your promo against me is the first time I’ve ever heard you even mention a video game period.
You’ve had three promos in CPW up until now, and in none of them are you playing, talking about, or even half-heartedly mentioning you even play video games. The only thing I know about that, is the fact that you preemptively lashed out at Mercedes Vargas for even mentioning games. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to shy away from what you claim as your bread and butter. You’re a girl who plays video games. That’s fantastic. And I see the correlation between gaming and wrestling. They’re both pretty much male dominated areas and you, are good at both. Again, great. What does that mean in the long run? Not much.
But I get it, you get upset when people talk about something that you like. You’ve heard it all before, there’s no cleche’ you haven’t heard or people have uttered about you, and you are too cool for school, so it rolls down your back. Kinda like the whole “Crab girl” thing does to me. I see you threw it in there, and that’s okay. But let’s not be the pot calling the kettle black here. Labels never really hurt me, I take them in stride. You want to call me a Zelda Knite clone? That’s great.
That’s also Incorrect, but great non the less.
You’ll have to forgive me for not seeing how I’m imitating you, or stealing anything from you, but I’m sure you made some compelling arguments as to how exactly I’m ripping you off. Kinda maybe. I mean, you are the same person who I think knitted me a robe for a tag team match, made a wild assumption about us being great friends and a fantastic tag team, so why not? Why wouldn’t you assume that everyone is ripping you off. I did appriciate the robe though, it was a nice gesture, and yeah, I did enjoy our tag team match, and sure I like to be friends with everybody. I’m a nice person and all.
But this whole “Best ever” thing is really odd. I mean, Mercedes Vargas had you pinned last week. There’s really no getting around that. And, if not for the referee seeing me pinning Crystal first, we would have lost. So doesn’t that kind of take away from the whole “best ever” thing? Just getting by doesn’t make you “the best” in my eyes. It makes you beatable. But, maybe I’m missing the bigger picture you know? Maybe there’s something I’m not taking into consideration? Some glaring argument or piece of evidence I’ve overlooked?
Oh yes, that other company where you worked and your family was in charge and you won a lot. 3 time Starlet’s champion, #1 ranked Starlet in NCW history. Matches of the year, and the list it goes on for a few more pages. I’ve read the stories, I’ve seen the shows. It’s not new to me.
What is new, is the idea of judging greatness by the amount of title reigns, or match of the year and similar things you’ve accomplished. I mean, people can win 10-15 world titles, does that make them the best ever? I know there’s people who would disagree with this, don’t you? Especially, when you come into some place different. NCW is dead and gone. It’s records are history, it’s championship title belts are defunct. This is a different time, and different place.
You should be proud of what you accomplished, you have a right to be. But didn’t NCW have a 3 time national champion that won all three of his championships 5 years ago? Isn’t that pretty much the same thing with you now? Zelda Knite, who skanked her way to the becoming the final NCW World champion? But is that guy, who won those championships, earned them.. looked at with the same fondness as you? No? Why not? I guess it’s different when your family runs the show isn’t it?
But, I digress. Let’s not spend too much time dwelling on the past, and look ahead to the future. I know this is kind of a difficult step for you, since your entire persona is about what you did months ago. The bottom line is, You and I, one on one, for the CPW Starlets title. And I, much like you, intend to win that title. It means just as much to me as it does to you. In fact, MORE than it does to you.
And no, it doesn’t mean more to me because I have to beat you for it. I know where you thought this was going, but it’s not going there. It means more to me than you, because I don’t have the accomplishments you do. For you, despite what you say, this is just another title belt that can hang on your display case, another mountain you climbed in an effort to prove whatever it is you think you need to prove. We both seem to have the passion for being good, or the best, and that’s a great thing, the difference to me, is that you seem to have an obsession with it. Maybe it’s what makes you as good as you are. But obsessions usually lead to a disastrous ending. We’ve all seen it. Countless villains who obsess over world domination/ Crazy people who believe the Government is trying to take things away from them… Unreasonable people who believe movies are better than they really are…
you know the type I’m sure.
Am I turning Zelda Knite into a comic-book villain? Maybe. She is my opponent, and I’m sure in my adventures I’ve faced someone similar to her before. But, that’s the past. I look forward to once again stealing the show with Zelda Knite, and making history by not only beating her, but more importantly, becoming the First-ever CPW Siren’s champion. That’s the immediate future.
Yes, I’m aware that you believe beating you should be the biggest thing to happen to me, ever. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s…really not. A big deal? Sure. Not the most important day ever. After all, I’m the woman who runs around of rooftops and fights 20 foot mutant monsters in her spare time. So, no, I do not “sweat” Zelda Knite. I’ve faced bigger and badder in my world. To me, Zelda is just another challenge I have to overcome. I’ve been doing it for a long time. This is only different because my opponent shares her name with a flapper from the 1920’s.
Wait…
That makes so much sense now, it’s not even funny. Yeah, it’s the OTHER thing that Zelda Knite is most remembered for. Being a floozy. The countless men she’s slept with, she’s only living up to her namesake. I guess it’s why nobody really brags about having sex with Zelda Knite. Heck, if I hadn’t looked it up, I wouldn’t know you were that way. Is there a high score for that too?
Okay, that was my one video game joke.
Wait, I got another: I bet you get a key which unlocks a big treasure chest full of herpes for all you hard work.
Alright, I’m done with the jokes. On a serious note, I guess that also makes sense. You feel a lot of shame for going all slut-o -mania in your career, and you need to prove that being easy is not going to be the thing you’re most remembered for. I get it. Look, I’m not condoning that lifestyle, but you are an adult. What you chose to do is up to you. I’m not here to judge you based on what you do outside the ring. But keep it up and you’ll catch something that isn’t going to go away. And really don’t do it on the streets please. I’d hate to have to bring a fellow wrestler downtown to get thrown in jail.
Anyway, let me wrap this up. Zelda, you and I will make history Sunday. One of us will walk away the first ever CPW Siren’s champion, one of us, the “also-ran”. You may think you need to win the title, you may think you have to prove something to everyone ever. You may think you’re the best. Ever… Sunday, I don’t have to be the best.
I just have to be better.
Roxi - Vision, you there?
[ No response. ]
Roxi - Come on, I need to talk to you.
[ Still, no response. ]
Never around when you need him. Ah-ha! I know someone who's always there.
[ With that, she headed out the window again. A few moments later she arrived at her destination. ]
Roxi - Ah Herman. Always there.
[ She plopped herself down next to her favorite gargoyle statue. ]
Roxi - What a day. Wanna hear about it?
[ Herman of course says nothing, because he is a statue. ]
Roxi - I knew you did.
Pretty sad when the three most reliable people in my life are my girlfriend, A guy on a computer, and a gargoyle.
Roxi - It's hard out there Herman. It really is. Not only do I have to deal with the criminal element of the world, Now, I find myself in the finals of this tournament, and I have to deal with a person who may be my equal in terms of skill, abilities, and mindset. And Zelda Knite How do you deal with it? Remain so stoic and steadfast? I mean, pigeon poop has got to be a constant problem, right?
[ She sits, awaiting an answer. ]
Roxi - Yeah, you're right. But still, you know, I like my jobs. I like being who I am, and this is all just getting really confusing all of sudden. I mean, am I wrong to believe I can win this match, with so much going on around me?
[ Silence. ]
Roxi - I didn't think so either. I mean, Zelda's good, really good. I can't allow that crazy woman to distract me, or throw me off my game. Luckily, the city's been really quiet lately. It's almost kinda boring.
[ She pauses, as if Herman is affirming the story. ]
Roxi - But, it leaves me free to focus on the task at hand. Beating Zelda Knite and becoming the first CPW Siren's champion. I wonder if there's an achievement for that...
[ I see what you did there. ]
I just thought of that myself.
[ I'm sure. Just then, her wrist communicator goes off. ]
Roxi - It never fails, you get a good story going, and bam, duty calls. You keep smiling Herman. And thanks for listening.
[ She gets ready to leap up, when suddenly, she's pushed!]
Hey!
[ Roxi free-falls several stories, managing only to catch a glimspe of her attacker when he avoids death by firing her grappling hook and swinging to safety, on the roof a few stories below.]
The nerve of some...
[ And then the mysterious attacker swings down and lands gracefully. it's the same woman from before. ]
Roxi - You?!
Woman - Hi there. I'm glad you remembered me.
Roxi - I never forget people who attack me for no reason.
Woman - Aww, that hurts. It's just a game.
Roxi - You're causing trouble, you're putting people's lives at risk.
Woman - Just yours. I'm not going to hurt anybody.
Roxi - What exactly do you want?
Woman - I want to have some fun with you, silly.
Roxi - What are you talking about?
Woman - Oh, I think you know.
Roxi - ...
Woman - Yeah.
Roxi - You know, there are easier ways to go about things like this.
Woman - But none as fun.
Roxi - Look, I appreciate the female fan as much as the next person, but you're playing with fire here.
Woman - Oh, I know.
Roxi - Okay, stop making everything into a sex joke!
Woman - I didn't think I was. Maybe that's just you. Maybe under all that..skin tight spandex, you are just as curious as I am.
Roxi - Stop it.
Woman - A little bothered are we?
Roxi - That's enough.
Woman - A little hot...under the collar?
Roxi - Stop!
[ Without warning, Roxi fires a side kick to the woman's chest, sending her flying down onto her back. Roxi...actually looks shocked afterwards. ]
Woman - Ow!
Roxi - I...I'm sorry...I didn't mean...
[ The woman surprises Roxi with a sweep, and again, mounts her, just like the previous encounter. ]
Woman - You showed you cared. I like that.
Roxi - I aim to please.
Woman - Oooh, kinky.
Roxi - Knock it off!
[ Roxi manages to get the woman off her, and they tangle on the roof, both struggling to get the upper hand until they crash, through the skylight and into the building. ]
Woman - Ow...
Roxi - Ugh..Are..you okay?
Woman - I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Roxi - That's good. I guess.
[ Suddenly, there's cocking of pistols. Roxi and the woman look around, and there are several armed men aiming guns at them. ]
Woman - Of course, I could be wrong.
Roxi - Great.
Leader of the thugs - Well, two kittens come to play with us boys.
Woman - What do we do now?
Roxi - Call home and tell 'em we're going to be a little late.
Woman - Good idea.
Leader of the thugs - Ah, Lady Bedlam, it's so nice to see you again.
Roxi - Wally?
Leader of the thugs - Surprised?
Roxi - Actually yeah, last time I saw you, you couldn't get into the criminal underworld. Nice going on that. I mean, they made so much fun of you before.
Wally - Shut up!
Roxi - It's true, I think it went "we're never going to let this fat idiot into our gang.
Wally - Shut up!
Woman - You know this guy?
Wally - Indeed she does, hot pants. Now, with both of you as hostages, we don't need much else to really gain power in this city.
Roxi - We are not going to be hostages Wally.
Wally - Oh? I think you are. You are trapped.
Roxi - You're going to have to kill us.
Wally - Oh really?
Woman - So, what do we do now?
Roxi - We fight.
Woman - Great idea.
Roxi - Stand with me on this one, and we'll get through just fine.
[ The two women stand, and then without warning, The mystery woman fires her grappling shot up towards the celing.]
Roxi - What are you doing?
Woman - I'd love to stay, but, I've got people to see. Ta-ta!
[ She pushes a button and is whisked outside onto the roop. Roxi looks up as the woman blows a kiss back to her. ]
Roxi - Hey!
Woman - You'll be fine!
Clever girl.
Wally - Not that we needed the poser, we got the real deal right here. Now...where were we?
Roxi - You were about to let me leave too?
Wally - I don't think so.
Roxi - *Sigh* Alright. Guess I'd better call home and tell 'em I'm REALLY gonna be late.
[ Roxi takes out her cell phone and dials. ]
Wally - What the...
Roxi - It's be just a sec...
Wally - That's not...
Roxi - Hey. Hey sweetheart....Listen...I know we had plans...I'm just finishing up this little bit of work...I'll be over right after. I promise. ...Yeah...see you soon. bye-bye..
[ She hangs up. ]
Roxi - Okay, now...where were we?
Wally - Kill. Her. Now!
Roxi - Uh-oh.
Hmmm…where do I begin with this whole thing? Let’s call a spade a spade: You are, without a doubt, the most accomplished wrestler I’ve ever faced off against. And adding to that, you are the only person in this whole tournament who actually said anything against me. I’ve had to pretty easy so far. But obviously, you’ve changed all that. I never expected it to be easy, and you are proving me to be correct. This is going to be a challenge, but I’ve never walked away from a challenge in my life, and I’m not going to start now, even if you are Zelda Knite. Even if you are very, very good, even if you are completely insane, even if you are the “gaming goddess” or whatever catchy nickname you’ve chosen for yourself.
Come to think of it, your promo against me is the first time I’ve ever heard you even mention a video game period.
You’ve had three promos in CPW up until now, and in none of them are you playing, talking about, or even half-heartedly mentioning you even play video games. The only thing I know about that, is the fact that you preemptively lashed out at Mercedes Vargas for even mentioning games. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to shy away from what you claim as your bread and butter. You’re a girl who plays video games. That’s fantastic. And I see the correlation between gaming and wrestling. They’re both pretty much male dominated areas and you, are good at both. Again, great. What does that mean in the long run? Not much.
But I get it, you get upset when people talk about something that you like. You’ve heard it all before, there’s no cleche’ you haven’t heard or people have uttered about you, and you are too cool for school, so it rolls down your back. Kinda like the whole “Crab girl” thing does to me. I see you threw it in there, and that’s okay. But let’s not be the pot calling the kettle black here. Labels never really hurt me, I take them in stride. You want to call me a Zelda Knite clone? That’s great.
That’s also Incorrect, but great non the less.
You’ll have to forgive me for not seeing how I’m imitating you, or stealing anything from you, but I’m sure you made some compelling arguments as to how exactly I’m ripping you off. Kinda maybe. I mean, you are the same person who I think knitted me a robe for a tag team match, made a wild assumption about us being great friends and a fantastic tag team, so why not? Why wouldn’t you assume that everyone is ripping you off. I did appriciate the robe though, it was a nice gesture, and yeah, I did enjoy our tag team match, and sure I like to be friends with everybody. I’m a nice person and all.
But this whole “Best ever” thing is really odd. I mean, Mercedes Vargas had you pinned last week. There’s really no getting around that. And, if not for the referee seeing me pinning Crystal first, we would have lost. So doesn’t that kind of take away from the whole “best ever” thing? Just getting by doesn’t make you “the best” in my eyes. It makes you beatable. But, maybe I’m missing the bigger picture you know? Maybe there’s something I’m not taking into consideration? Some glaring argument or piece of evidence I’ve overlooked?
Oh yes, that other company where you worked and your family was in charge and you won a lot. 3 time Starlet’s champion, #1 ranked Starlet in NCW history. Matches of the year, and the list it goes on for a few more pages. I’ve read the stories, I’ve seen the shows. It’s not new to me.
What is new, is the idea of judging greatness by the amount of title reigns, or match of the year and similar things you’ve accomplished. I mean, people can win 10-15 world titles, does that make them the best ever? I know there’s people who would disagree with this, don’t you? Especially, when you come into some place different. NCW is dead and gone. It’s records are history, it’s championship title belts are defunct. This is a different time, and different place.
You should be proud of what you accomplished, you have a right to be. But didn’t NCW have a 3 time national champion that won all three of his championships 5 years ago? Isn’t that pretty much the same thing with you now? Zelda Knite, who skanked her way to the becoming the final NCW World champion? But is that guy, who won those championships, earned them.. looked at with the same fondness as you? No? Why not? I guess it’s different when your family runs the show isn’t it?
But, I digress. Let’s not spend too much time dwelling on the past, and look ahead to the future. I know this is kind of a difficult step for you, since your entire persona is about what you did months ago. The bottom line is, You and I, one on one, for the CPW Starlets title. And I, much like you, intend to win that title. It means just as much to me as it does to you. In fact, MORE than it does to you.
And no, it doesn’t mean more to me because I have to beat you for it. I know where you thought this was going, but it’s not going there. It means more to me than you, because I don’t have the accomplishments you do. For you, despite what you say, this is just another title belt that can hang on your display case, another mountain you climbed in an effort to prove whatever it is you think you need to prove. We both seem to have the passion for being good, or the best, and that’s a great thing, the difference to me, is that you seem to have an obsession with it. Maybe it’s what makes you as good as you are. But obsessions usually lead to a disastrous ending. We’ve all seen it. Countless villains who obsess over world domination/ Crazy people who believe the Government is trying to take things away from them… Unreasonable people who believe movies are better than they really are…
you know the type I’m sure.
Am I turning Zelda Knite into a comic-book villain? Maybe. She is my opponent, and I’m sure in my adventures I’ve faced someone similar to her before. But, that’s the past. I look forward to once again stealing the show with Zelda Knite, and making history by not only beating her, but more importantly, becoming the First-ever CPW Siren’s champion. That’s the immediate future.
Yes, I’m aware that you believe beating you should be the biggest thing to happen to me, ever. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s…really not. A big deal? Sure. Not the most important day ever. After all, I’m the woman who runs around of rooftops and fights 20 foot mutant monsters in her spare time. So, no, I do not “sweat” Zelda Knite. I’ve faced bigger and badder in my world. To me, Zelda is just another challenge I have to overcome. I’ve been doing it for a long time. This is only different because my opponent shares her name with a flapper from the 1920’s.
Wait…
That makes so much sense now, it’s not even funny. Yeah, it’s the OTHER thing that Zelda Knite is most remembered for. Being a floozy. The countless men she’s slept with, she’s only living up to her namesake. I guess it’s why nobody really brags about having sex with Zelda Knite. Heck, if I hadn’t looked it up, I wouldn’t know you were that way. Is there a high score for that too?
Okay, that was my one video game joke.
Wait, I got another: I bet you get a key which unlocks a big treasure chest full of herpes for all you hard work.
Alright, I’m done with the jokes. On a serious note, I guess that also makes sense. You feel a lot of shame for going all slut-o -mania in your career, and you need to prove that being easy is not going to be the thing you’re most remembered for. I get it. Look, I’m not condoning that lifestyle, but you are an adult. What you chose to do is up to you. I’m not here to judge you based on what you do outside the ring. But keep it up and you’ll catch something that isn’t going to go away. And really don’t do it on the streets please. I’d hate to have to bring a fellow wrestler downtown to get thrown in jail.
Anyway, let me wrap this up. Zelda, you and I will make history Sunday. One of us will walk away the first ever CPW Siren’s champion, one of us, the “also-ran”. You may think you need to win the title, you may think you have to prove something to everyone ever. You may think you’re the best. Ever… Sunday, I don’t have to be the best.
I just have to be better.
Roxi - Vision, you there?
[ No response. ]
Roxi - Come on, I need to talk to you.
[ Still, no response. ]
Never around when you need him. Ah-ha! I know someone who's always there.
[ With that, she headed out the window again. A few moments later she arrived at her destination. ]
Roxi - Ah Herman. Always there.
[ She plopped herself down next to her favorite gargoyle statue. ]
Roxi - What a day. Wanna hear about it?
[ Herman of course says nothing, because he is a statue. ]
Roxi - I knew you did.
Pretty sad when the three most reliable people in my life are my girlfriend, A guy on a computer, and a gargoyle.
Roxi - It's hard out there Herman. It really is. Not only do I have to deal with the criminal element of the world, Now, I find myself in the finals of this tournament, and I have to deal with a person who may be my equal in terms of skill, abilities, and mindset. And Zelda Knite How do you deal with it? Remain so stoic and steadfast? I mean, pigeon poop has got to be a constant problem, right?
[ She sits, awaiting an answer. ]
Roxi - Yeah, you're right. But still, you know, I like my jobs. I like being who I am, and this is all just getting really confusing all of sudden. I mean, am I wrong to believe I can win this match, with so much going on around me?
[ Silence. ]
Roxi - I didn't think so either. I mean, Zelda's good, really good. I can't allow that crazy woman to distract me, or throw me off my game. Luckily, the city's been really quiet lately. It's almost kinda boring.
[ She pauses, as if Herman is affirming the story. ]
Roxi - But, it leaves me free to focus on the task at hand. Beating Zelda Knite and becoming the first CPW Siren's champion. I wonder if there's an achievement for that...
[ I see what you did there. ]
I just thought of that myself.
[ I'm sure. Just then, her wrist communicator goes off. ]
Roxi - It never fails, you get a good story going, and bam, duty calls. You keep smiling Herman. And thanks for listening.
[ She gets ready to leap up, when suddenly, she's pushed!]
Hey!
[ Roxi free-falls several stories, managing only to catch a glimspe of her attacker when he avoids death by firing her grappling hook and swinging to safety, on the roof a few stories below.]
The nerve of some...
[ And then the mysterious attacker swings down and lands gracefully. it's the same woman from before. ]
Roxi - You?!
Woman - Hi there. I'm glad you remembered me.
Roxi - I never forget people who attack me for no reason.
Woman - Aww, that hurts. It's just a game.
Roxi - You're causing trouble, you're putting people's lives at risk.
Woman - Just yours. I'm not going to hurt anybody.
Roxi - What exactly do you want?
Woman - I want to have some fun with you, silly.
Roxi - What are you talking about?
Woman - Oh, I think you know.
Roxi - ...
Woman - Yeah.
Roxi - You know, there are easier ways to go about things like this.
Woman - But none as fun.
Roxi - Look, I appreciate the female fan as much as the next person, but you're playing with fire here.
Woman - Oh, I know.
Roxi - Okay, stop making everything into a sex joke!
Woman - I didn't think I was. Maybe that's just you. Maybe under all that..skin tight spandex, you are just as curious as I am.
Roxi - Stop it.
Woman - A little bothered are we?
Roxi - That's enough.
Woman - A little hot...under the collar?
Roxi - Stop!
[ Without warning, Roxi fires a side kick to the woman's chest, sending her flying down onto her back. Roxi...actually looks shocked afterwards. ]
Woman - Ow!
Roxi - I...I'm sorry...I didn't mean...
[ The woman surprises Roxi with a sweep, and again, mounts her, just like the previous encounter. ]
Woman - You showed you cared. I like that.
Roxi - I aim to please.
Woman - Oooh, kinky.
Roxi - Knock it off!
[ Roxi manages to get the woman off her, and they tangle on the roof, both struggling to get the upper hand until they crash, through the skylight and into the building. ]
Woman - Ow...
Roxi - Ugh..Are..you okay?
Woman - I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Roxi - That's good. I guess.
[ Suddenly, there's cocking of pistols. Roxi and the woman look around, and there are several armed men aiming guns at them. ]
Woman - Of course, I could be wrong.
Roxi - Great.
Leader of the thugs - Well, two kittens come to play with us boys.
Woman - What do we do now?
Roxi - Call home and tell 'em we're going to be a little late.
Woman - Good idea.
Leader of the thugs - Ah, Lady Bedlam, it's so nice to see you again.
Roxi - Wally?
Leader of the thugs - Surprised?
Roxi - Actually yeah, last time I saw you, you couldn't get into the criminal underworld. Nice going on that. I mean, they made so much fun of you before.
Wally - Shut up!
Roxi - It's true, I think it went "we're never going to let this fat idiot into our gang.
Wally - Shut up!
Woman - You know this guy?
Wally - Indeed she does, hot pants. Now, with both of you as hostages, we don't need much else to really gain power in this city.
Roxi - We are not going to be hostages Wally.
Wally - Oh? I think you are. You are trapped.
Roxi - You're going to have to kill us.
Wally - Oh really?
Woman - So, what do we do now?
Roxi - We fight.
Woman - Great idea.
Roxi - Stand with me on this one, and we'll get through just fine.
[ The two women stand, and then without warning, The mystery woman fires her grappling shot up towards the celing.]
Roxi - What are you doing?
Woman - I'd love to stay, but, I've got people to see. Ta-ta!
[ She pushes a button and is whisked outside onto the roop. Roxi looks up as the woman blows a kiss back to her. ]
Roxi - Hey!
Woman - You'll be fine!
Clever girl.
Wally - Not that we needed the poser, we got the real deal right here. Now...where were we?
Roxi - You were about to let me leave too?
Wally - I don't think so.
Roxi - *Sigh* Alright. Guess I'd better call home and tell 'em I'm REALLY gonna be late.
[ Roxi takes out her cell phone and dials. ]
Wally - What the...
Roxi - It's be just a sec...
Wally - That's not...
Roxi - Hey. Hey sweetheart....Listen...I know we had plans...I'm just finishing up this little bit of work...I'll be over right after. I promise. ...Yeah...see you soon. bye-bye..
[ She hangs up. ]
Roxi - Okay, now...where were we?
Wally - Kill. Her. Now!
Roxi - Uh-oh.
